>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
A Dance with Monkeys
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Needs more cowbell!
And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
• 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)
• 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
The man replies, “But that was before you added the duck call and the catfish bait.”
Marathon Maniac # 3228
"I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong."--Bertrand Russell
All the jokes I know are offensive and in really poor taste...
Maybe we could start a group just for that...or I'll bet they'd go over well in the Drinkers with a Running Problem social group....
E.J.Greater Lowell Road RunnersCry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.
Gandalf the Grey
Running ... just keep running! Fancy a holiday running in the French Alps?