>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
• 1st olympic distance duathlon
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race
• Half Fanatic
• punch Type 1 in the junk
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
The man replies, “But that was before you added the duck call and the catfish bait.”
All the jokes I know are offensive and in really poor taste...
Maybe we could start a group just for that...or I'll bet they'd go over well in the Drinkers with a Running Problem social group....
E.J.Greater Lowell Road RunnersCry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.
Gandalf the Grey
Running ... just keep running! Fancy a holiday running in the French Alps?
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