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Gandalf the Grey
I REALLY want to do this... k
Running ... just keep running!
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Planeteer
There were three men on a cliff standing infront of a genie. The genie looked at the three men and said. "If you leap off of this cliff, and say the name of anything in the world, you will turn into what you said." The first man lept off of the cliff. "EAGLE" The man turned into an eagle and flew away. The second man lept off. "CARDINAL!" The man turned into a cardinal and flew off. The third man ran up to the cliff, but he tripped on a rock and fell off. "Oh Crap--!"
Michelle
What do you call bees that make milk? BooBees
Has been
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."
You'll ruin your knees!
""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)
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Run to Win25 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
E.J.Greater Lowell Road RunnersCry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.