>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
For some reason, my post was duplicated. Can't delete a post, so just erased it. If I could actually delete a post (as on other boards), then you wouldn't have seen it to begin with.
So no--not quite the same meaning.
"The drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling." - Lucretius
Blaine Moore (MM#2867)
Run to Win24 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
De-slacking in progress
started running @ age 48 [lost 70#+, quit a 30 year pack/day habit>> ran HM] Ran a few years then quit. Gained 70#+ back and smoking like before. Time to get healthy again @ 52 years over with the C25K program and beyond again. RE-start date 1-13-14
I hammered down the trail, passing rocks and trees like they were standing still.
"These are Carol's."
Needs more cowbell!
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'.'
• 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)
• 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
NEW JOB OUTSOURCING
I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!!!!!!