>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Blaine Moore (MM#2867)
Run to Win24 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
Run 1,800 miles
Do 10 minutes of core work every day
10 mile goal: 1:12:00 (Black Cat 10 miler - March)
Sorry dude. Not appreciated.
Think Whirled Peas
Just because running is simple does not mean it is easy.
Sorry...what others find funny...did not mean to offend.
De-slacking in progress
started running @ age 48 [lost 70#+, quit a 30 year pack/day habit>> ran HM] Ran a few years then quit. Gained 70#+ back and smoking like before. Time to get healthy again @ 52 years over with the C25K program and beyond again. RE-start date 1-13-14
No worries, he's no saint either.
Needs more cowbell!
• Do some dus...and some CX...and some tandem gravel...and some podiums...
• 130#s (or less)
Sheesh. Thanks K! Forgot that you yanks are too darn busy to bother using all the vowels!
You'll ruin your knees!
Nah, just lazy and classless. Those Us seem so cultured and fancy.
""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)
F[cultured and fancy]CK?