Official RA Joke Thread! (Read 6651 times)

    What is the difference between a music major and a medium pizza?

     

     

    A medium pizza can feed a family of four.

     

    I had pizza last night.


    Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

      A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." 

      A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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