Poor baby? Poor Elf!

Slice

posted: 12/6/2011 at 10:46 PM
modified: 12/6/2011 at 11:14 PM

Here's a link. I'm apparently not smart enough to post the picture.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/34670740@N06/5246094103/

I don't half-ass anything

"I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

MilkTruck

posted: 12/6/2011 at 10:51 PM
modified: 12/7/2011 at 5:05 PM

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Did an angel whisper in your ear and hold you close and take away your fear...In those long last moments

Slice

posted: 12/6/2011 at 11:14 PM

Thanks!

I don't half-ass anything

"I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death' and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up." - Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 12/7/2011 at 6:58 PM

Ack...those Elf on the Shelf things scare me. Too much like clowns.

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Tief

posted: 12/7/2011 at 6:59 PM

We're doing the Elf on the Shelf thing this year. The kids love it!

I write and stuff

waytogo

posted: 12/7/2011 at 7:34 PM

I'm with Zoomy.

Murphy996

posted: 12/8/2011 at 8:55 AM

Heh. We bought the elf this year, and didnt realize they came in different 'shades' and ended up with a darker elf. My wife returned it. Is she racist?

marathon maniac #1293 2012 Goals 2000 miles - 100 miles in NC24-Fall

Fecking Nemo

No Talent Drips

posted: 12/8/2011 at 9:45 AM

Quote from Murphy996 on 12/8/2011 at 8:55 AM:

Heh. We bought the elf this year, and didnt realize they came in different 'shades' and ended up with a darker elf. My wife returned it. Is she racist?

Zwarte Piet on a shelf? Wouldn't be the first time that racism and a Christmas did a little waltz.

You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef

LedLincoln

Food

posted: 12/8/2011 at 10:00 AM

Quote from Fecking Nemo on 12/8/2011 at 9:45 AM:

Zwarte Piet on a shelf? Wouldn't be the first time that racism and a Christmas did a little waltz.

Whoa, that image is scary, and I don't think it's 'cause of his dark skin.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 12/8/2011 at 10:58 AM

Quote from Fecking Nemo on 12/8/2011 at 9:45 AM:

Wouldn't be the first time that racism and a Christmas did a little waltz.

It's high time for some 6 to 8 black men...

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Trent

posted: 12/8/2011 at 11:35 AM

I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

Poor baby

waytogo

posted: 12/8/2011 at 1:34 PM
modified: 12/8/2011 at 1:37 PM

If I opened the fridge (or a cabinet, or ANYTHING) and that was sitting there, I'd probably lose bladder control. Hmm...fat free cream cheese. Isn't that ultra processed?

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 12/8/2011 at 1:39 PM

Quote from waytogo on 12/8/2011 at 1:34 PM:

Hmm...fat free cream cheese. Isn't that ultra processed?

Fat free "cheese" isn't cheese any more than fat free half-n-half is actually half-n-half. And I think the elf may be sitting on a tub of frosting...

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)