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That time of the month, ladies? (Read 1324 times)


Do not attempt.

    "Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

     

    "The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

     

    ✓ 12 Hours of Hostelity 14 Jan

    ✓ Mountain Mist 50k 28 Jan

    Delirium 24 Hour 11 Feb

    Tarawera 100k New Zealand 17 Mar

     


    I du! (+CX +Mtn.)

      I can't wait for menopause so that I can be done with that business.

      Kirsten

      '07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

      '12 Goals:

      run 750 mi

      bike 3500 mi

      • more off-road

      • gain proficiency @ CX mounts and dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

       

       

        But then you get to experience other fun stuff, or so I hear.


        Intentionally Blank

          For that time of the month, I prefer gatorade with vodka in it.


          I du! (+CX +Mtn.)

            Yeah, but no more endometriosis, no more fibroids, no more cycles (and all of the garbage that comes with that), no more cramps, no more zits, no more spending $$ on "products."  Sounds good to me.

            Kirsten

            '07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

            '12 Goals:

            run 750 mi

            bike 3500 mi

            • more off-road

            • gain proficiency @ CX mounts and dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

             

             


            Menace to Sobriety

               

              OK, I'm outta here.

              Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.


              No offense.

                YOIPS!  And away!

                Ultima tastes like failure.


                I du! (+CX +Mtn.)

                  Chickens.

                  Kirsten

                  '07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

                  '12 Goals:

                  run 750 mi

                  bike 3500 mi

                  • more off-road

                  • gain proficiency @ CX mounts and dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

                   

                   


                  $$Cha-ching$$

                    If they could make a shoe that makes me less stabby during  those special few days each month that would be something....

                    Being the best tiny spec that I can be!


                    My Uterus Will Fall Out?

                      Get to your 40s, have harder, longer workouts, and "that time of the month" will go away for months at a time.  It's wonderful!!!  However, come taper time, it'll be back.

                      Leslie
                      Living and Running Behind the Redwood Curtain
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                      "Our lives are not determined by what happens to us, but how we react to what happens; not by what life brings us, but by the attitude we bring to life." (Unknown)
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                      Menace to Sobriety

                        Jimmy Fallon mentioned this shoe just this second.
                        Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.


                        I look my best blurry!

                          I can't wait for menopause so that I can be done with that business.

                           I wonder what the menopause shoe will be like.  Something to look forward to?  


                          I look my best blurry!

                            YOIPS!  And away!

                             Stick around or you will miss out on all the fun!


                            Menace to Sobriety

                               I wonder what the menopause shoe will be like.  Something to look forward to?  

                               Hot flash protection?

                              Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
                                I can't wait for menopause so that I can be done with that business.

                                 

                                 

                                Then you would miss out on this 'wonderful' shoe. But maybe by that time they will have special shoes for menopausal women.

                                They should have made a set of shoes color coded for different times of the month.

                                I would rather wear out than rust out.
                                - Helen Klein
                                You create your own universe as you go along.
                                - Winston Churchill
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