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damn. now THAT is funny.
I guess i should have clicked the original post.
where's the dunce hat smiley?
In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion
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So what age does this happen for women? I just need to know so I can get rid of my wife before it happens.
Be careful what you wish for: 1. Hot flashes, flushes, night sweats and/or cold flashes, clammy feeling 2. Bouts of rapid heart beat 3. Irritability, Mood swings 4. Sudden tears 5. Trouble sleeping through the night (with or without night sweats) 6. Irregular periods; shorter, lighter periods; heavier periods, flooding; phantom periods, shorter cycles, longer cycles 7. Loss of libido 8. Dry vagina 9. Crashing fatigue 10. Anxiety, feeling ill at ease 11. Feelings of dread, apprehension, doom 12.Difficulty concentrating, disorientation, mental confusion 13. Disturbing memory lapses 14.Incontinence, especially upon sneezing, laughing; urge incontinence 15. Itchy, crawly skin 16. Aching, sore joints, muscles and tendons 17. Increased tension in muscles 18. Breast tenderness 19. Headache change: increase or decrease 20. Gastrointestinal distress, belching, indigestion, flatulence, gas pain, nausea 21. Sudden bouts of bloat 22. Depression 23. Exacerbation of existing conditions 24. Increase in allergies 25. Weight gain 26.Hair loss or thinning, head, pubic, or whole body; increase in facial hair 27. Dizziness, light-headedness, episodes of loss of balance 28. Changes in body odor 29. Electric shock sensation under the skin and in the head 30. Tingling in the extremities 31. Gum problems, increased bleeding 32. Burning tongue, burning roof of mouth, bad taste in mouth, change in breath odor 33. Osteoporosis -- 34. Changes in fingernails: softer, crack or break easier 35. Tinnitus: ringing in ears, bells, 'whooshing' buzzing etc. And..... chin hairs boob hairs no sleep due to night sweats making you crabby all the time wrinkles $$$$s spent on anti-wrinkle creams dry skin that flakes 12 months of the year moles, skin tags, gross skin lesions growing in weird places "urogenital aging" aka painful sex visiting the bathroom every 1/2 hour more hot flashes brittle bones heart disease umpteen thousand medications taken daily to prevent diseases flab, flab and more flab that sits around your middle and never goes away despite tons of dieting and exercising a BMR of 500 calories a day mammograms.....
Be careful what you wish for:
1. Hot flashes, flushes, night sweats and/or cold flashes, clammy feeling 2. Bouts of rapid heart beat 3. Irritability, Mood swings 4. Sudden tears 5. Trouble sleeping through the night (with or without night sweats) 6. Irregular periods; shorter, lighter periods; heavier periods, flooding; phantom periods, shorter cycles, longer cycles 7. Loss of libido 8. Dry vagina 9. Crashing fatigue 10. Anxiety, feeling ill at ease 11. Feelings of dread, apprehension, doom 12.Difficulty concentrating, disorientation, mental confusion 13. Disturbing memory lapses 14.Incontinence, especially upon sneezing, laughing; urge incontinence 15. Itchy, crawly skin 16. Aching, sore joints, muscles and tendons 17. Increased tension in muscles 18. Breast tenderness 19. Headache change: increase or decrease 20. Gastrointestinal distress, belching, indigestion, flatulence, gas pain, nausea 21. Sudden bouts of bloat 22. Depression 23. Exacerbation of existing conditions 24. Increase in allergies 25. Weight gain 26.Hair loss or thinning, head, pubic, or whole body; increase in facial hair 27. Dizziness, light-headedness, episodes of loss of balance 28. Changes in body odor 29. Electric shock sensation under the skin and in the head 30. Tingling in the extremities 31. Gum problems, increased bleeding 32. Burning tongue, burning roof of mouth, bad taste in mouth, change in breath odor 33. Osteoporosis -- 34. Changes in fingernails: softer, crack or break easier 35. Tinnitus: ringing in ears, bells, 'whooshing' buzzing etc. And..... chin hairs boob hairs no sleep due to night sweats making you crabby all the time wrinkles $$$$s spent on anti-wrinkle creams dry skin that flakes 12 months of the year moles, skin tags, gross skin lesions growing in weird places "urogenital aging" aka painful sex visiting the bathroom every 1/2 hour more hot flashes brittle bones heart disease umpteen thousand medications taken daily to prevent diseases flab, flab and more flab that sits around your middle and never goes away despite tons of dieting and exercising a BMR of 500 calories a day mammograms.....
2. Bouts of rapid heart beat
3. Irritability, Mood swings
4. Sudden tears
5. Trouble sleeping through the night (with or without night sweats)
6. Irregular periods; shorter, lighter periods; heavier periods, flooding; phantom periods, shorter cycles, longer cycles
7. Loss of libido
8. Dry vagina
9. Crashing fatigue
10. Anxiety, feeling ill at ease
11. Feelings of dread, apprehension, doom
12.Difficulty concentrating, disorientation, mental confusion
13. Disturbing memory lapses
14.Incontinence, especially upon sneezing, laughing; urge incontinence
15. Itchy, crawly skin
16. Aching, sore joints, muscles and tendons
17. Increased tension in muscles
18. Breast tenderness
19. Headache change: increase or decrease
20. Gastrointestinal distress, belching, indigestion, flatulence, gas pain, nausea
21. Sudden bouts of bloat
22. Depression
23. Exacerbation of existing conditions
24. Increase in allergies
25. Weight gain
26.Hair loss or thinning, head, pubic, or whole body; increase in facial hair
27. Dizziness, light-headedness, episodes of loss of balance
28. Changes in body odor
29. Electric shock sensation under the skin and in the head
30. Tingling in the extremities
31. Gum problems, increased bleeding
32. Burning tongue, burning roof of mouth, bad taste in mouth, change in breath odor
33. Osteoporosis --
34. Changes in fingernails: softer, crack or break easier
35. Tinnitus: ringing in ears, bells, 'whooshing' buzzing etc.
And.....
And now we've come full cycle.
Dawg's got the right idea here. We just need to have a shoe that detects the oncoming PMS and then
quitters never win
And people wonder why women get bitchy!
That's more than men can say as the try to cut each others' throats beginning at age 50.
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Yeah, but no more endometriosis, no more fibroids, no more cycles (and all of the garbage that comes with that), no more cramps, no more zits, no more spending $$ on "products." Sounds good to me.
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