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Running Funnies (Read 1238 times)


Fanatic #3965

    Kirsten

    '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

    '13 Goals:

    DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

    • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

    • 1st olympic distance duathlon

    • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

    Half Fanatic

    punch Type 1 in the junk


    Fanatic #3965

      Kirsten

      '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

      '13 Goals:

      DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

      • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

      • 1st olympic distance duathlon

      • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

      Half Fanatic

      punch Type 1 in the junk

         

         

        That's funny.  I assume there's an adult taping this, and I question the judgement and parenting / babysitting ability of the adult.

        2013 Goals:

        #1: Do what I can do. <DOING>

        #2: Finish and enjoy my 2nd full Ironman

         


        Fanatic #3965

          That's funny.  I assume there's an adult taping this, and I question the judgement and parenting / babysitting ability of the adult.

           

          I'd like to think it's an older sibling.  Looks like something we'd have done with my baby sister if we'd had a TM and mom and dad weren't looking.  We used to spike her sippy cup with Tabasco sauce...and she loved it.  To this day she loves some seriously spicy foods, so our prank backfired! Tongue

          Kirsten

          '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

          '13 Goals:

          DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

          • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

          • 1st olympic distance duathlon

          • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

          Half Fanatic

          punch Type 1 in the junk

            that's funny, but that toddler is only inches away from being sucked under the treadmill by the moving belt. That would give some serious treadmill belt rash...

                that's funny, but that toddler is only inches away from being sucked under the treadmill by the moving belt. That would give some serious treadmill belt rash...

                 
                Yes, as a parent, I have concern for the kid's safety...

                As a human, I'm tickled by what I see.

                 

                Warning: Do NOT try this at home with your toddler tonight!

                2013 Goals:

                #1: Do what I can do. <DOING>

                #2: Finish and enjoy my 2nd full Ironman

                 

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                  Fanatic #3965

                     
                    Yes, as a parent, I have concern for the kid's safety...

                    As a human, I'm tickled by what I see.

                     

                    Warning: Do NOT try this at home with your toddler tonight!

                     

                    What cracks me up is the kid's facial expression as he gets up and runs back to do it again.  He's like a mini Jackass cast member! Tongue

                    Kirsten

                    '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                    '13 Goals:

                    DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                    • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                    • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                    • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                    Half Fanatic

                    punch Type 1 in the junk


                    05-05-12

                      Being the youngest of 9 I would have been the one on the treadmill if we owned one.

                      Many of my siblngs antics involved dressing me in my brother's hockey equipment and then launching me using various techniques.

                      I have the scars to prove it, but to be fair, I've got a few of my own making as well.


                      Fanatic #3965

                        Being the youngest of 9 I would have been the one on the treadmill if we owned one.

                        Many of my siblngs antics involved dressing me in my brother's hockey equipment and then launching me using various techniques.

                         

                        Makes one wonder how all of the Duggar kids have made it as far as they have...

                        Kirsten

                        '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                        '13 Goals:

                        DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                        • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                        • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                        • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                        Half Fanatic

                        punch Type 1 in the junk

                          Being the youngest of 9 I would have been the one on the treadmill if we owned one.

                          Many of my siblngs antics involved dressing me in my brother's hockey equipment and then launching me using various techniques.

                          I have the scars to prove it, but to be fair, I've got a few of my own making as well.

                           

                          Ha. In the fall we would put my kid brother in a football helmet and play "NFL's Hardest Hitters" which involved having him run full speed towards a mattress while my older brother and I clobbered him.

                           

                          In winter, this game became "NHL's Hardest Hitters", with a hockey helmet.

                           

                          Summer..."Chin Music", where we put him in a baseball helmet (headgear shows great concern for his safety throughout the seasons) and threw balled up tinfoil as close to his face as we could get "without hitting" him.

                           

                          He eventually got bigger - much, much bigger - and I paid dearly for these early trangressions.

                          But Och! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear!
                          An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear!