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What's a polite way to refer to a snot rocket? (Read 653 times)

Run To Win view log Blaine Moore posted: 1/15/2008 at 8:13 PM I'm doing the final edits on my book, and my wife has a note that I should change the following phrase: "If you need to spit or blow a snot rocket, then make sure there is nobody around you or that you are on the side of the course. Pay attention to the wind; it can make it hard to miss people sometimes, including yourself." I can not for the life of me think of a clearer way of describing that in as few words when recommending that you avoid spitting on people. She seems to have a problem with the term "snot rocket." Help me out - how do you suggest that I word that? Run to Win I just started using Twitter - anybody else on there? http://twitter.com/RunToWin

McRat view log Fool posted: 1/15/2008 at 8:33 PM "If you need to spit or blow your nose," should cover it. I've also heard of it refered to as a 'farmer's blow', FWIW.

modal view log Bloody Nipple posted: 1/15/2008 at 8:34 PM Is there a contest? mucosal projectile mucus wad March 7 & 8, 2009 - Join the RunningAHEAD.com Texas Independence Relay Team [VIDEO] *online cashback tool* 2009 Goals 1. Get out the Door 2. Run ~100 miles a month or at least a 1000 miles for the year 3. Run a Marathon < 4:30 4. Run a Half < 1:54 (Benbrook, Texas Half Marathon)

Trent view log ʎǝʞuoɯ ʎʞunɟ posted: 1/15/2008 at 8:40 PM Nope. Gotta call it a snot rocket. Well, that or a "Scout". noʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝq ʎǝʞuoɯ ǝɥʇ ʎɐɯ

Scout7 view log CPT Curmudgeon posted: 1/15/2008 at 8:45 PM Quote from Trent on 1/15/2008 at 8:40 PM: Nope. Gotta call it a snot rocket. Well, that or a "Scout". A "Scout break" is something entirely different. If you can pull one off while running, you're vastly more talented than any other man out there. Amat victoria curam. Sine labore nihil. Dulcius ex asperis.

JakeKnight view log posted: 1/15/2008 at 8:52 PM Probiscis projectile? Phlegmatic Nasal Expectorant? Ballistically Boosted Boogerage? Wait, here's a tame one: nasal discharge? E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com -----------------------------

Trent view log ʎǝʞuoɯ ʎʞunɟ posted: 1/15/2008 at 8:57 PM noʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝq ʎǝʞuoɯ ǝɥʇ ʎɐɯ

JakeKnight view log posted: 1/15/2008 at 9:04 PM Maybe Run2Win should use that pic in his book. As an example of improper technique. E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com -----------------------------

Mr Inertia view log Heck of a Guy posted: 1/15/2008 at 9:18 PM Quote from JakeKnight on 1/15/2008 at 9:04 PM: Maybe Run2Win should use that pic in his book. As an example of improper technique. How can you say that? He's not even doing a snot rocket - you can't tell if his technique for that is good or not from that pic?

Run To Win view log Blaine Moore posted: 1/15/2008 at 9:19 PM Quote from McRat on 1/15/2008 at 8:33 PM: "If you need to spit or blow your nose," should cover it. While she got some good laughs after looking over this list, she says that she much prefers this to calling it a snot rocket. She also said that if I really wanted to call it a snot rocket then I could call it a snot rocket but that she didn't think that that was very polite. Maybe I'll take the middle ground and use both... Run to Win I just started using Twitter - anybody else on there? http://twitter.com/RunToWin

joe_h view log posted: 1/15/2008 at 9:46 PM don't know why but I also know it as "gym teachers hankerchief" Rule #1 for training and racing - If momma ain't happy nobody is happy http://www.athletefocus.com/athlete/Joeh

imogene view log dork.major dork. posted: 1/15/2008 at 9:50 PM I guess I have drastically different standards than some, but I don't find the term "snot rocket" impolite... the actual thing, with improper technique, can be downright rude and disgusting, but the term always just seemed... concise. oh well. the tomboy roots rise again. Reaching 1,243 in 2008 -- one day, one week, one mile at a time.

modal view log Bloody Nipple posted: 1/15/2008 at 9:54 PM Are you going to have two versions of the book (one with the snot rocket and one without)? March 7 & 8, 2009 - Join the RunningAHEAD.com Texas Independence Relay Team [VIDEO] *online cashback tool* 2009 Goals 1. Get out the Door 2. Run ~100 miles a month or at least a 1000 miles for the year 3. Run a Marathon < 4:30 4. Run a Half < 1:54 (Benbrook, Texas Half Marathon)

dnephin view log Jeff right, me left. posted: 1/15/2008 at 10:42 PM It seems from the consensus here that snot rocket is OK. Heck, we're runners. We talk about things coming out of our body with ease. The talking, I mean, with ease. Maybe you could describe the technique in case someone is plugged up and can't breathe through their nose and has no idea of how to dislodge the honker cement. BTW, I'm a reporter. You want someone to take a look-see, copy editing editing-wise, let me know. Boston 2008 DWARP Marathon Madness Mob

Dustin view log formerly RacingThoughts posted: 1/15/2008 at 10:46 PM modified: 1/15/2008 at 10:47 PM Maybe "Booger Bazooka" would work better?

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