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Labratory or laboratory ???
You sure it's not "lavatory"?
Then there is"jury" for "jewelry"
MTA: The R from library is residing in idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
A deer with no eyes and no balls?
No fkn idear.
A deer with no eyes, no balls, that's just been shot?
Still no fkn idear.
But Och! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear! An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear!
Proboscis Colossus
Surprised this one hasn't come up (if it has, I missed it)..
Here in Texas, we pump a lot of ole.
You know...black gold. Texas tea.
How/when did "says" become "sez"?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it's a mute point to argue about these things. Irregardless of what you say, people will continue to say "supposebly". And don't get me started with explicatives. Foul language is not OK! And if your going to correct someone, be discrete about it. Because in order to avoid doing the same thing twice, we've got to avoid duplicity of effort!
Only a chicken would use fowl language.
At first, I thought she said "it's a far", but considering the context of the statement, I realized she said something else: http://youtu.be/Nh7UgAprdpM
Saying "ax" instead "ask".
No one from New Jersey says 'JOISEY'.
No one.
Not the yuppie slime, not the rednecks, not the Pineys, not the mountain people, not the homeboys, not the good ol' boys, not the bridge & tunnel trash, not the NYC transplants, not the hipsters (not even ironically), not the blue collar working saps, not the shore people, not the ghetto people, not the guidos, not the mallrats, not North Jersey, not South Jersey, not Central Jersey. No one. Nobody says 'JOISEY'.
The only people that ever pronounced it 'JOISEY' are Looney Tunes cartoon characters, and the brassy, Cupid's bow-lipped flapper girlfriends of 1920s Brooklyn, zoot suit-wearing, tommy gun gangsters.
You're welcome, America.
Eye of Sauron
And the three stooges. Soitanly!
Is ok. I'm a victim of soycumstance.
And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.
Ultra Cowboy
And another thing up for debate....
the Almond.
many folks grow Almonds in the Sacramento valley, and then Blue diamond markets the "AAAMMONS".
Huh?
It is 'cause the way they get them outta the tree they "knock the L outta them " .
To which the witty conversationalist will reply....
"So do you eat WAAAAAnuts too?" (Walnuts)
Western Wanderer: Horses, Hunting, Running, and Life in the West.
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If you have nuts on the wall, what do you call them?
If you have nuts on your chest, what do you call them?
If you have nuts on your chin, what do you call them?
(yeah. sorry. 9th grade strikes again. I especially apologize to sideways smile and mrs sideways smile.)
My pet peeve is pinot noir, especially living smack in the middle of Oregon Pinot Wine country. It is neither Peeno NwaRRRRR as most Americans pronounce it, nor is is Peeno Nwaaaaaaah as the Oregon Wine growers radio ad "teaching" how to say it properly.
Can you tell me what the correct pronunciation is? Honest question, I've always heard it the first way.
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If you have nuts on the wall, what do you call them? If you have nuts on your chest, what do you call them? If you have nuts on your chin, what do you call them? (yeah. sorry. 9th grade strikes again. I especially apologize to sideways smile and mrs sideways smile.)
One of my favorite dirty old men told me this joke in the middle of a family-friendly JDRF training ride this Summer!!!
Kirsten
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear. A deer with no eyes and no balls? No fkn idear. A deer with no eyes, no balls, that's just been shot? Still no fkn idear.
This...........is funny!
Somebody said that the recently deceased general was a "USC alumni". An individual can't be an "alumni", since the word is plural.
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