Weirdest thing you've ever seen on the ground during a run..? (Read 11262 times)


Non ducor, duco.

    I wouldn't have known what that was if you hadn't mentioned female hygiene. People still douche? Seriously? Tight lipped
    I bet it was the pregnant test girl's douche. I seriously remember my BFF in HS telling me you wouldnt get PG if you douched. MTA: Why am I talking about a douche?


    Another Passion

      I bet it was the pregnant test girl's douche. I seriously remember my BFF in HS telling me you wouldnt get PG if you douched. MTA: Why am I talking about a douche?
      Cause some idiot took a roadside picture of one and posted it here. Just sayin'... Roll eyes

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      GreyBeard

        one time i saw a weave - like fake hair - on the curb. it rained that night, and moved close to the sewer drain but didn't quite make it, so it was there for like a month after i first spotted it. it was pretty nasty, but became a game...every time it stormed, i'd run by the next day and it would be several inches closer to the sewer. its like i was rooting it on...no pun intended....
        Awesome. That type of crap is scarier than dead animals.

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          I seriously remember my BFF in HS telling me you wouldnt get PG if you douched.
          In my day, the recommendation was Sprite or Coke or some soda. Not that I knew anyone that used it, but that's what "they" always said. Or "a friend of a friend knew this chick who's mom..." Kids: Don't try this at home: You may carry to full term an infant who eschews breast milk for soda. Oh I guess it's too late.


          Flat footer

            This morning on my run I saw an open box of Cialis with the info/instructions next to it. The wierd thing is that there was another empty box 100 yards down the road. Someone must have had a good night Tongue Well I dont know if they were empty or not I didnt stop to check them out.
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            GreyBeard

              on the Monon trail
              I miss Indy. Flew back for the mini (see avatar on the speedway) - what a great event. You are right, anything around Broad Ripple is probably unquestioned (same here in Flagstaff).

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              • Zane Grey 100k
              • High Lonesome 100
              • Wyoming Range 100 (?)
              • The Bear 100
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              popcorn


                I find all sorts of things, especially if it's the day before trash day. My husband is so sick of me hauling things home, but I hate to see perfectly good stuff end up in the dump - especially if it's usable. Not that I'd post a vibrator on Freecycle or anything... but I've hauled home bookcases, lamps, chairs and tables and given those away. My favorite? A large zebra-print chair shaped like a high heeled shoe. Husband HATED it! It became a perfect gift for a girlfriend who needed a chair, though. (And was definitely her style) I hauled home a perfectly good (and brand-new appearing) papasan chair and cushion last fall, and just this morning stumbled on one of those video-game lounger recliners at about mile 5. It's surprisingly comfy. I had to drive back for it, but still! I have yet to find a cauppiccino machine, but I'm on the lookout. Cash eludes me, even change.


                Go Pre!

                  dead rabbit....but.... It is a route I run frequently, in cottage country. So in the summer of 2006 I ran it most Saturdays and every Sunday training for my first HM. I saw this rabbit on it's D-Day. Fresh road kill, mushy, bloody, fairly '3 dimensional' still. I saw it the next week, after approximately 2 or 3 more 'pass overs' and less '3-D' The next week is was perfectly flat and somehow it made it to the shoulder so I had to 'hop' over it. Week 4 still there, getting greyish. Week 5, still there, looking quite pale and blending into the hard packed sandy shoulder. Week 6-9 (Summers end) still visible, somewhat more skeletal each day Spring 2007, first cottage country run of the year, now almost 10 months after D-Day, hard to tell, but as I knew the spot so well, I could see fossilized remains within the dirt.
                  2008 - saw this spot again for the first time since last year and though of this thread.... No signs of the beast anymore!
                    I have yet to find a cauppiccino machine, but I'm on the lookout. Cash eludes me, even change.
                    Found a $5 bill on my run.
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                    Awesome

                      A sillver cross. I was going to pick it up and didn't.
                      Were you afraid it would burn you? That's one thing I never could stomach about running - all the damn vampires.
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                      Awesome

                        Not exactly on the ground, but I saw a transvestite riding a bike today. Shocked Normally this may not be that weird but this person was wearing the worst blond wig and the biggest set of fake boobs under a tank-top I have ever seen. I mentioned it to some friends and they say he/she rides around the area like this often.
                        Heh, I used to live in the Meatpacking District in New York. There was an army of transvestite prostitutes that used to stand outside our door all day and all night. The worst looking transvestite I ever saw in NYC was, oddly, Eddie Izzard, but I wasn't running at the time, and he wasn't prostituting himself (at least, not obviously). I did once run past Mike Myers, who looked like he'd been crying, and the guy who played the Sicilian in the Princess Bride, who did not.
                          Inconceivable! I remeber about 6 of us back in high school were doing a warm-up. We were supposed to jog a loop around the school grounds and head back to the track for intervals. As we were almost back I spotted about 100 yards ahead what looked possibly like money laying in the street. Nobody said anything but in the next few seconds we all figured out the same thing and the pace quickened and then turned into an all out sprint. It turned out to be only like 2 or 3 dollars.

                           

                           

                           

                           

                          runnerclay


                          Consistently Slow

                            I was out for a 3 am run and saw a fox. I live in the city. We do not have wild animals running around(exclude the 2 legged ones) Smile

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                              The other week I ran by Terry Francona the manager of the Boston Red Sox! Shocked I was finishing my run, at the school across the street from my house and I ran by him, I was in shock... What the heck??? Confused I ran home and got my son and my camera. He was there watching his daughter playing softball. Yeah thats right I bothered him and got a picture. Him and his wife were really nice. He took a picture with my son and signed his little league hat. Oh and I got a pic with him too Big grin We almost look like we were on a run together...


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                                Okay, I don't know if this is weird or just totally disgusting... Yesterday I saw human excrement on the edge of the trail on which I was running. How did I know it was human and not some other large-ish animal's? The little squares of toilet paper with skid marks was the give-away clue. Dead
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