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The Crap Whisperer
Maybe she bought a Chevy Volt and didn't need it any more. Or a Pontiac Vibe? Or a Ford Probe? Geez, I never realized how many cars had phallic names.
Maybe she bought a Chevy Volt and didn't need it any more. Or a Pontiac Vibe? Or a Ford Probe?
Geez, I never realized how many cars had phallic names.
Don't forget the ever popular Probe....
hehe...missed that one the first time around...I was distracted
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VW Rabbit.
Dodge Magnum.
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A lady walking along the side of the highway with a backpack open and overflowing with stuffed monkeys!!
I would like to hear the rest of this story...
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
So would I! I was running under the highway she was on...it was crazy! A back pack full of monkeys. So full, it couldn't be closed...and they were spilling out. It was awesome.
Imminent Catastrophe
Uh, yeah. I live in the South.
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Good Bad & The Monkey
Didn't you once see a Monkey lying down on the ground after he completed a marathon?
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
Once upon a time, many years ago, I tried to get involved with a nice young woman who made me smile.
She took me to her parents house for thanksgiving dinner.
Whereupon I learned that her mom collected little tiny statues. A whole kitchen full of little tiny statues.
They were small versions of the item in perfesser's photo.
No, it was not 1955. It was 1989. It was, however, in east Texas.
People are odd.
Menace to Sobriety
Once upon a time, many years ago, I tried to get involved with a nice young woman who made me smile. She took me to her parents house for thanksgiving dinner. Whereupon I learned that her mom collected little tiny statues. A whole kitchen full of little tiny statues. They were small versions of the item in perfesser's photo. No, it was not 1955. It was 1989. It was, however, in east Texas. People are odd.
She had a collection of miniature downspouts? That is odd.
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
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Wow, I wasn't aware that bats really existed
I look my best blurry!
Didn't see a monkey but I suspect there is one near. I run by an intersection close to our high school and I have to be careful to avoid a huge pile of banana peels. It cracks me up! The kids must be eating healthy.