Weirdest thing you've ever seen on the ground during a run..? (Read 11262 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    Crazy guess on my part, but it wouldn't happen to be a Mazda you drive, would it? Tongue
    Whatever would have given you that cwazy idear?! Big grin

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay


    Another Passion

      My running "territory" is boring! NOT FAIR! HUMPH! Angry

      Rick
      "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
      "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobby
      runningforcassy.blogspot.com

        Heh, the story gets better... So I was just telling did about my finding. He asks "where was it?" Then when I realized the name of the street where I was running when I saw the plastic phallus-substitute I about choked--Wilcox. Tongue
        Reminds me of a street here in Toronto "Hiscock" no crap search it in mapquest or something. Anyway I feel sorry for the people who live at number 8.

        "The drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling." - Lucretius

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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          Reminds me of a street here in Toronto "Hiscock" no crap search it in mapquest or something. Anyway I feel sorry for the people who live at number 8.
          *chokes* *rimshot* Big grin

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay


          Another Passion

            *chokes* *rimshot* Big grin
            Heh! Zoomie said *rimshot*! Tongue

            Rick
            "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
            "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobby
            runningforcassy.blogspot.com

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            rectumdamnnearkilledem

              RimSHOT, not rimJOB...perv. Wink

              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay


              Lazy idiot

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                rectumdamnnearkilledem

                  I love this place... Clowning around Big grin

                  Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                  remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                       ~ Sarah Kay


                  Another Passion

                    RimSHOT, not rimJOB...perv. Wink
                    That could mean taking a *shot* at it and being DEnied?!? I dunno... not my avenue of preference. Roll eyes

                    Rick
                    "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
                    "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobby
                    runningforcassy.blogspot.com

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                    rectumdamnnearkilledem

                      That could mean taking a *shot* at it and being DEnied?!? I dunno... not my avenue of preference. Roll eyes
                      Hmmm...that could be one way of looking at it, too. I swear...this thread has come full-circle! Big grin

                      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                           ~ Sarah Kay


                      Another Passion

                        I swear...this thread has come full-circle! Big grin
                        What was this thread about again?!? Confused

                        Rick
                        "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa
                        "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobby
                        runningforcassy.blogspot.com

                          a pig chained to a porch of a somewhat suburban house. lol.
                            I saw one of those banana peels today - and I almost hit it in stride. I was tense for a minute afterwards thinking of what might have happened! Smile Other than that, my routes are pretty boring as of late.
                            "Better to take the slow approach then the no approach."
                            My Quest to a Marathon blog.262quest.com


                            Man in Tights

                              I saw an old man dying by the roadside after he was hit by a speeding motorbike. It wasn't pretty. I stopped to help try and lift him into a car and take him to hospital. But it was too late. Cry
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                              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                                I saw a vibrator today. Black eye
                                And today I saw 2 cucumbers about a half mile down the road from where I saw the vibrator...no shit. It's like a theme. Tongue

                                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                     ~ Sarah Kay