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Thou qualling earth-vexing mammet! (Read 250 times)
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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 6/11/2007 at 3:25 AM
From the Shakespearean Insult Generator.

Big grin

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Kirsten

Ladies Locker Room

.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race
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Frustrating Project
posted: 6/11/2007 at 12:05 PM
Thou churlish rough-hewn canker-blossom! Big grin
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen
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posted: 6/11/2007 at 12:25 PM
Thou puking spur-galled foot-licker! Big grin
$$$ Take me to the Top!$$$
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Frustrating Project
posted: 6/11/2007 at 2:31 PM
Not to get all geeky about it, and I'm not a noted expert on 16th century grammar, but shouldn't be the insults be in the following form, I ask of thee?

Thou art a...[insult]
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen
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esq.
posted: 6/11/2007 at 2:33 PM
Thou gleeking clapper-clawed flax-wench!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the word WENCH!
2009: BQ?
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Runs With Snowplows
posted: 6/11/2007 at 5:15 PM
Thou cockered shard-borne bugbear!
Kirsten

Ladies Locker Room

.: 2008 Goals :.
• Run 1500 miles
• October 5 - 1st marathon - Milwaukee Lakefront - in my home state of WI
• PRs: 5k ~ 15k ~ 25k
• 1st trail race
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Frustrating Project
posted: 6/11/2007 at 5:23 PM
Thou [art a] vain toad-spotted haggard!
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen
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Frustrating Project
posted: 6/11/2007 at 5:43 PM
Quote from trishierunner on 6/11/2007 at 2:33 PM:
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the word WENCH!

You need to make "Lawyer Wench" your subtitle. Clowning around
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen
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