march madness vasectomy special (Read 447 times)

    hey, who can beat a 4-day weekend with your doctor's, boss', and wife's permission to sit around and watch hoops?  If didn't already have mine done I'd be first in line. 

     

     

    http://wcco.com/health/vasectomy.ncaa.tournament.2.1506123.html

     

    The doctors at 21st Century Urology in Orland Park are offering free pizza and a free bag of frozen peas to help with the swelling.

    "Just think, the perfect excuse to sit around, relax, and enjoy the games!" the clinic says on its Web site.

    The clinic has also been advertising their pizza-and-peas promotion on local sports radio.

    2012 goal = 4:59 for 1,500 meters. (before then just get healthy)


    Blaaahhhh

      Why hasn't anybody else touched this? Sorry, bad choice of words.

       

      That's just what everybody needs, a urologist with a sense of humor.

       

      I thought my doctor was bad enough by telling me I had a third tube just when he was finishing up. He was just kidding!!!


      We've Got Big Hills

        This comes up (sorry about that) every year.  There was even a story on NPR about this a few years back.  Always funny, but not novel or particular to a single urologist.

         

         

        I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

         

        Poor baby


        Menace to Sobriety

          hey, who can beat a 4-day weekend with your doctor's, boss', and wife's permission to sit around and watch hoops?  If didn't already have mine done I'd be first in line. 

          You could always get a "do over", just to be safe. Hell, make it an annual event.
          Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.


          Extremist

            Some years ago DW & I proposed to our family doc that, in fairness, each of us should get one tube tied.  The poor man really didn't understand our sense of humor.

            Tiggers don't like haycorns.