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running and having to take a dump (Read 1807 times)
gumbee
posted: 8/27/2008 at 5:36 PM
Strangely enough, after reading all of these posts I need to lay some cable.
srlopez
Guy running in pink
 posted: 8/27/2008 at 5:37 PM
modified: 8/27/2008 at 5:39 PM
Quote from gumbee on 8/27/2008 at 5:36 PM:
Strangely enough, after reading all of these posts I need to lay some cable.


Interesting.

The movie Bachelor Party taught me that "lay that pipe" meant something quite different.

So, cable == poop, while pipe == penis.

Sweet.

Any idea what conduit is?
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Dave
 posted: 8/27/2008 at 5:48 PM
Quote from srlopez on 8/27/2008 at 5:37 PM:


Any idea what conduit is?


I'm pretty sure you lay cable through your conduit.

I'm disappointed in myself that I even posted to this thread.
I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it.

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srlopez
Guy running in pink
 posted: 8/27/2008 at 5:52 PM
I set them up, you knock them down.
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Lank
posted: 8/27/2008 at 6:04 PM
Runners are weird.
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John A
posted: 8/27/2008 at 6:10 PM
Quote from Lank on 8/27/2008 at 6:04 PM:
Runners are weird.


My wife says this all the time......I just tell her "Yes we are and were proud of it"....... Big grin
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Bloody Nipple
 posted: 8/27/2008 at 6:57 PM
Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:
anyone ever do this?


I squat and go, leaving a little humanure behind.

Running (something I haven't been doing much of lately) at night helps with the modesty bit.
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Bloody Nipple
 posted: 8/27/2008 at 6:59 PM
Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:

what do you do if you do long runs in the middle of nowhere (or in a race) and get the feeling that you might have to drop a load half way through?


Hopefully, I'm in the woods or there is a portajohn close by.
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wee_little_me
posted: 8/28/2008 at 6:32 AM
Quote from srlopez on 8/27/2008 at 1:56 AM:
What you do in this situation is dependent on where you are. If you are in the country, you dig a hole. Cover it up when you are done.


Let me just say, YES Please and thank you to the digging of the hole and the burying it. Working in the woods near a network of tracks frequented by runners I have come across a ridiculous number of unburied human scat piles. It is pretty gross and always astounds me with the lack of basic bush potty etiquette. Grab a stick, or a rock, dig a little hole, grab a leaf or two, wipe and then bury your stuff and cover it with a rock. Easy peasy. I think someone wrote a book called how to sh$t in the woods.

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pitrunner
posted: 8/28/2008 at 1:25 PM
Quote from wee_little_me on 8/28/2008 at 6:32 AM:
human scat piles


This made me spit coffee.
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Bugs34
Bugs
 posted: 8/28/2008 at 1:52 PM
Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:
anyone ever do this?

what do you do if you do long runs in the middle of nowhere (or in a race) and get the feeling that you might have to drop a load half way through?


Blush Carry toilet paper. My girls are stuffed typically. When the ache comes on you hit ditches with lots of grass or a park with lots of trees, you do what you gotta do. Not like you can plan this crap.
Bugs
Bugs34
Bugs
 posted: 8/28/2008 at 1:56 PM
modified: 8/28/2008 at 1:56 PM
Quote from wee_little_me on 8/28/2008 at 6:32 AM:
Let me just say, YES Please and thank you to the digging of the hole and the burying it. Working in the woods near a network of tracks frequented by runners I have come across a ridiculous number of unburied human scat piles.


Wow and very gross. Even my cats know to dig a hole. I also recommend smushing, but I warn you may end up doing some gross clean-up on your shoe later. Why do we run again?

Bugs
HOSS1961
posted: 8/28/2008 at 3:37 PM
This sounds like an old Seinfield episode...
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Craig S
posted: 8/28/2008 at 5:36 PM
Quote from Bugs34 on 8/28/2008 at 1:52 PM:
Blush Carry toilet paper. My girls are stuffed typically.


While running only, or all the time? Just askin'
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jlynnbob
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 posted: 8/28/2008 at 7:42 PM
modified: 8/28/2008 at 7:45 PM
Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:
anyone ever do this?

Nah, never happens to me!

Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:
im 29 years old and almost shit my pants a while back...for the first time since i was a toddler.

29 years old IS a toddler!

Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:
it just crept up on me and wasn't aware of it before i started out on my journey...

Danged turds are sneaky! Can't trust 'em.

Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:
what do you do if you do long runs in the middle of nowhere (or in a race) and get the feeling that you might have to drop a load half way through?

I don't worry about it until I can eliminate "might" from that feeling.

Quote from nakedfool on 8/27/2008 at 1:40 AM:
i *barely* made it back...

Be sure and "log" this as a #2 Tempo Run, and...no, I have never done this!
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