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Nutella haiku (Read 190 times)


A Saucy Wench

    warm nutella smores

    ice cream switched for marshmallow

    much deliciousness

    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

     

    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


    old woman w/hobby

      Mm,  yum.

      steph  

       

      OCD  If you don't laugh...   


      Revenge of the Nerd

        gooey fingerprints

        on cabinet doors betray

        nutella bandit

        One of these days is none of these days.

        ~ H.G. Bohn

          Haikus are easy

          but sometimes they don't make sense

          Refrigerator

          Whatever my lot, thou hast taught me to say, It is well, it is well with my soul.

            Sugar and palm oil

            hazelnut, cocoa solids,

            skim milk. Almost haiku.


            A Saucy Wench

              nutella coffee

              the perfect mocha latte

              heaven in a cup

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                Divine schmear on toast:

                You go better with coffee

                Than trendy cronuts


                Revenge of the Nerd

                  vexing container

                  defies complete emptiness

                  useless spatula

                  One of these days is none of these days.

                  ~ H.G. Bohn


                  A Saucy Wench

                    spoon and nutella

                    no other requirements

                    simple perfection

                    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                     

                    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                    Ojo


                      You are killing me!  I want Nutella now!

                      Sara

                      MM #2929

                        hewn from hazelnut

                        spread upon bacon doughnut

                        numbness...in...left...arm...

                        My leg won't stop mooing.

                         

                        i think i've got a calf injury.


                        A Saucy Wench

                          hewn from hazelnut

                          spread upon bacon doughnut

                          numbness...in...left...arm...

                           

                          hah!

                          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                           

                          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                            Nutella kicks ass!

                            Mix it with peanut butter!

                            What is a haiku?


                            Chasing the bus

                              Nutella kicks ass!

                              Mix it with peanut butter!

                              What is a haiku?

                               

                              Win ^

                              “You're either on the bus or off the bus.”
                              Tom Wolfe, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test


                              Cool Jump Suit

                                I do not like you, haiku

                                You are too hard

                                To do

                                 

                                 

                                Nutella is good though.

                                So bittersweet,
                                This tragedy
                                Won't ask for absolution;
                                This melody,
                                Inside of me,
                                Still searches for solution.
                                A twist of faith,
                                A change of heart
                                Cures my infatuation.
                                A broken heart, 
                                Provides the spark
                                For my determination.

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