Runners (athletes) Cheat (Read 1727 times)

xor


    Will the result of your experiment be a 18-weeks poop training program?

     

    Nah.  I just suppose I will come to a similar conclusion as lightweight shoe guy...

     

    If you poop before, that's better than pooping during, but overall, lighter weight will improve your time. However, it is minor compared to details such as training and weather.

     

    But I don't want to get in a quality v quantity debate as it applies to poop.

     

    Poop lots. Mostly easy.  Sometimes fast.  But don't strain.

     

      Yeah, I'd say during would be bad. No one wants to be the "Memebase does the marathon" (or half marathon, or whatever) guy.
      xor


        I volunteered and paced 70ish miles of a race this weekend.  The race was a 200 miler (Thursday-Sunday), 150 miler (Friday-Sunday), and 100 miler (Saturday-Sunday) around a 10 mile loop.  If you are running this long, you will have to go during.

         

        Although there were bathrooms at the start/finish, a 10 mile loop is a long way.  So there was lots of Goings On in the woods.  The problem was, there were only a few places to duck into the woods and be discreet without having to seriously bushwack.

         

        By the wee hours of Sunday morning, one had to be super careful when stepping into one of these hidey holes.

         

         

        EEEK.

         

        Trent


        Good Bad & The Monkey

          Memebase does the marathon

           

          Memebase?  Wasn't he that Ethiopian runner that had the lead in the 2008 NYC marathon until he had, er, a GI incident at mile 25?

            Well, I meant DURING during.
            xor


              Memebase?  Wasn't he that Ethiopian runner that had the lead in the 2008 NYC marathon until he had, er, a GI incident at mile 25?

               

              I already used the Memebase=Ethiopian joke.

               

                 

                It is times like these that I enjoy the simple world of Jim's Journal. 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                PaulyGram


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                  Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                  Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                  What in the Jehu?

                  Trent


                  Good Bad & The Monkey

                    I already used the Memebase=Ethiopian joke.

                     

                    Dude. I expanded it. It was an obvious reference to yours.


                    Believe

                       So which one is it? Wee hours or poo hours?

                       

                      By the wee hours of Sunday morning,
                      xor


                        Heh.

                         

                        +2 for Slytherin.

                         

                        AmoresPerros


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                          I keep reading this and getting stuck, over and over.

                          It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                          LedLincoln


                          not bad for mile 25


                            #artbydmcbride

                               

                              Runners run

                              LedLincoln


                              not bad for mile 25

                                 now I won't get any work done....   Angry

                                 

                                Nor any running. Evil