Photos that make you laugh every time

Penny_A

thumbs up!

posted: 12/19/2008 at 10:31 AM

This one's made the internet rounds a few times, but every time I see it I laugh! Do you have any?

2010 Goals
1. get to and maintain 20 MPW
2. sub 50 min Crazy Legs 8k -- April 10 (so close! 50:13... next year)
3. sub 30 min 5k
4. improved time in Madison half marathon -- May 10

Trent

posted: 12/19/2008 at 10:39 AM

I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

Poor baby

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 12/19/2008 at 10:46 AM

Dane...somewhere around age 1:

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 12/19/2008 at 10:50 AM

Another internet oldie but goodie. And a real sign, so you can travel there and make your own. NOTE WELL: this dude is actually copying the body placement of the original, which was an old hippie dude. But I couldn't find that one in 1.5 seconds, so you get this one.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

spaniel

mileage hound

posted: 12/19/2008 at 10:55 AM
modified: 12/19/2008 at 10:57 AM

Edited to add- it's funny buy realized there is one questionable word on it that may be inappropriate so I won't risk ruffling feathers...

2013 goals: Kick some arse. Moreso than 2012.

"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

"Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 12/19/2008 at 10:56 AM

Quote from srlopez on 12/19/2008 at 10:50 AM:

I go by this every time I visit my folks:

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 12/19/2008 at 11:00 AM

Quote from spaniel on 12/19/2008 at 10:55 AM:

Edited to add- it's funny buy realized there is one questionable word on it that may be inappropriate so I won't risk ruffling feathers...

Can you give us hints? Evil grin

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 12/19/2008 at 12:09 PM

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 12/19/2008 at 12:47 PM
modified: 12/19/2008 at 12:52 PM

Pretty much all the stuff on Engrish.com! Here's an example. I wonder which member of this community might post such a sign??

(at Engrish, this is entitled "I always wondered where the Grinch lived" and then captioned "...have a nice day".) And here are some rules for using the toilet. They are goofy, but here's the weird part: once you figure out what they intended, they are even weirder!

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Ileneforward

Milktruck say relentless

posted: 12/19/2008 at 1:15 PM

Quote from Trent on 12/19/2008 at 10:39 AM:

Makes me laugh.every.single.time! Big grin

And those shoes!!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
~ R2E

pitrunner

posted: 12/19/2008 at 1:18 PM
modified: 12/19/2008 at 1:31 PM

Engrish is my favorite! I can't find this on the site right now, but there used to be a pint glass with this printed on it: "I wonder why coffee tastes so good when you're naked with your family." I had a pic of that taped over our coffee maker at my first job. And I've always wanted this shirt:

MTA: one of my all time favorites

veggies on the run

Peke98

posted: 12/19/2008 at 1:21 PM

Quote from Ileneforward on 12/19/2008 at 1:15 PM:

Makes me laugh.every.single.time! And those shoes!!

It's my favorite too. It was my screen saver for awhile.

Take your protein pill and put your helmet on.

adora

posted: 12/20/2008 at 9:01 AM

Dr. Evil uses a device he calls a "Time Machine" to travel back to 1969 and remove Austin Powers' mojo. The sexually wounded swinger must travel back in time and, with the help of agent Felicity Shagwell, recover his vitality. Meanwhile, Dr. Evil's personal life runs amok as he discovers love, continues to shun his son and develops a close relationship with himself. Well, actually, a clone 1/8 his size whom he dubs "Mini-Me". The always time-baffled Dr. Evil begins his plan to put a gigantic cannon on the moon, thus turning it into a device called either "The Death Star" or "Alan Parson's Project," depending on which name is available.

Leon is Mathilda's DK. A is a hippy mentor that doesn't like DK. Leon passed away for real. This is what happened next... The first time Mathilda drives a car.

~~bunny/cat~~ puppy (Scrappy Doo) ~~zucchinis~~ eggplants (English Cream Golden Retrievers) ~~boob (Sith apprentice)~~ sky (Gandhi apprentice)

~~beer~~ wine ("Christmas Time Is Here") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRm5qofw5vs

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself. - Kahlil Gibran

And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves. - Spartacus

PerfesserR

posted: 12/20/2008 at 1:30 PM
modified: 12/20/2008 at 1:31 PM

Quote from adora on 12/20/2008 at 9:01 AM:

Dr. Evil uses a device he calls a "Time Machine" to travel back to 1969 and remove Austin Powers' mojo. ... ...Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself. - Kahlil Gibran

Umm, stream of consciousness? BTW "LEON" originally called "The Professional", with Jean Reno and a very young but talented Natalie Portman. Great movie.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

cameraready

Former runner

posted: 12/20/2008 at 4:14 PM

Quote from PerfesserR on 12/20/2008 at 1:30 PM:

BTW "LEON" originally called "The Professional", with Jean Reno and a very young but talented Natalie Portman. Great movie.

The Professional was a spinoff of Jean Reno's Victor "The Cleaner" character from La Femme Nikita. Another great movie. (Not to be confused with the lame TV series)

Ross

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