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posted: 12/30/2007 at 11:10 PM
take your eyes off the road to converse with walkers/runners going the opposite direction.


when I turned back to the front, my foot hit some iceplant, and I went flying....
Dorsey

San Diego 1997: 4:59:59, San Diego 1999: 4:37:23, Carlsbad 2008: 6:32:21, America's Finest City Half Aug 2008: ??

"Run if you can. Walk if you must. Crawl if you have to. Just don't give up."
tech geek
posted: 12/30/2007 at 11:18 PM
Eat something with lots of garlic. even hours before.
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posted: 12/30/2007 at 11:30 PM
Quote from drayzimplode on 12/30/2007 at 11:18 PM:
Eat something with lots of garlic. even hours before.


I'm right there with you on this one. I can't stop eating garlic, so now I just keep a small ziplock of Tums in the pouch of my water bottle.
Your monkey gives me the creeps. - andahuff

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Kings Canyon NP 07'
posted: 1/2/2008 at 12:34 AM
On a long run no matter how badly you have to take a 'number two', avoid the poison ivy.
left-right-left-right-repeat
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Rim Rock Dad
posted: 1/2/2008 at 5:11 AM
Alright, the running while puking thing was NASTY! Tight lipped And to think those guys had someone laughing at them in the background. Roll eyes

Things not to do while running:
1. If you have one of those hats for drinking 2 beers at once, stop. You'll bruise the beer, or worse, spill it.
2. If you run with your dog, don't try to pick up the deposit while running. You're not that flexible, and you'll make the mess about 10' long.
3. When you do #2, don't let the T.P. stick to your shoe and leave it. If it looks funny when one is walking, its even funnier when running.

And for the nipple thing, I saw this guy at the Bolder Boulder this year crossing the finish line and it looked like he had a striped shirt. Shocked

I thank God that they make Body Glide.
James
"We're only at home when we're on the run." -Neil Peart
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Barefoot and happy
posted: 1/2/2008 at 12:31 PM
Quote from fatozzig on 12/30/2007 at 2:09 AM:
Poop your pants . . . . yeah, have had personal experience with that one . . . Undecided


You're not the only one. Worst. Run. Ever.
Curious about running barefoot? Visit the new barefoot running group.
Mr Inertia
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Heck of a Guy
posted: 1/2/2008 at 9:34 PM
Quote from Thunderthighs on 12/30/2007 at 1:44 AM:
Don't go here; just knowing that it exists is bad enough!
http://www.runningwhilepuking.com/


HAD to go there, so I deserved what I got.

Worked out quite well for Bob Kempainen, though. I think he put more effort into his training than these folks.

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Runs like a snail
posted: 1/2/2008 at 10:48 PM
Run past a racecourse when it's hot and you're feeling queasy.

STINKS!!!!
Goals for 2008:
*Run right thru the winter
*Melbourne HM ~ October
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Jazz, happy dog
posted: 1/3/2008 at 1:29 AM
Get lost running...
In a foreign country...
where you don't speak the language...
and don't know how to get back to your hotel Confused


Did that twice last year.
Time for a GPS watch, maybe?
Just 'cause you can, doesn't mean you should
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posted: 1/3/2008 at 4:06 PM
Quote from andytrihard on 12/30/2007 at 1:50 AM:
play air guitar to a song playing on yor ipod Big grin


Why not?! Cool

You should avoid picking fights with park benches. Those bastards are tough. Embarrassed
2008 goals:
Set PRs:
26.2: 4:22:00 (10:00 pace) 3:46:34 (8:38 pace)
10 miles: 1:30:00 (9:00 pace) 10/5/08: 2:16:32 in 26.2k (8:23 pace)
10K: 52:42 (8:30 pace) 6/15/08: 48:56
5 miles: 42:30 (8:30 pace) 11/1/08: 37:43
5K: 25:35 (8:15 pace) 2/9/08: 24:23
mile: 7:00 7/6/08: 6:49
veggies on the run
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SOB 50k-swept @ M22
posted: 1/3/2008 at 5:35 PM
Quote from Ed4 on 1/2/2008 at 12:31 PM:
You're not the only one. Worst. Run. Ever.


Oh ab-so-lute-ly! So there I am, in the dark a.m. hours, about 2 miles from home, no cell phone, and thinking: "@$%*! Now what?!?"

I also like the comments about cars stopping for you and people walking 3 abreast giving up an inch of sidewalk. I just sort of run right through them, when I'm feeling mean. Evil grin
Leslie
Living and Running Behind the Redwood Curtain
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Everything I know, I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
<i>Carolism:</i> Whooshemmama
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Run Free!
posted: 1/3/2008 at 5:40 PM
Quote from baldjim on 12/29/2007 at 9:52 PM:
Eat 1 dozen doughnuts: <KrispyKremeChallenge


I remember one out-and-back ten miler where there was a Krispy Kreme, coincidentally, at the five mile turn-around point. I just ate one though.

Anyhow, to add to the list...

Get bit by a dog.

Get chased by a territorial free range cow.

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posted: 1/3/2008 at 6:06 PM
Quote from drayzimplode on 12/30/2007 at 11:18 PM:
Eat something with lots of garlic. even hours before.


Actually, eating garlic before has it's benefits. I ran with buddy of mine one hot summer morning, the day after a garlic fest for dinner. We ran trails, and the black flies were out in force. Well, strangely enough, they were eating my buddy alive, yet none of them came near me cuz I reeked so badly of garlic.

Running Boston for Children's Hospital
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TRI-HARD
posted: 1/4/2008 at 1:10 AM
Quote from Gig on 1/3/2008 at 4:06 PM:
Why not?! Cool

I have not mastered the air guitar while running, Something like chewing gum while walking I guess Big grin

Gotta TRI
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