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Proper use of quotation marks (Read 393 times)
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ʎǝʞuoɯ ʎʞunɟ
 posted: 4/23/2008 at 6:13 PM
Nobby uses them well.
noʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝq ʎǝʞuoɯ ǝɥʇ ʎɐɯ
DrewEOB
Undertrained. LAME.
 posted: 4/23/2008 at 6:19 PM
DAMN!
Drew

So much for my brilliance.
Lank
posted: 4/23/2008 at 6:35 PM
For those who don't venture into the wild world of the main boards very often I would suggest any thread started by Hefty. Comedy gold.

Of course Scout and JK are pretty mean to the poor guy but if you forgive them all the better.
"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs
Ennay
Bif! Bam! Pow!
 posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:12 PM
I had to join the swamp JUST to give kudo's to Lank for his post in Hefty's latest thread....very very nice. Big grin
Beware the Pink Boxing Gloves of DOOM!
"It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer
2009 Goals New PR's in 5K 10K HM M
I failed the 12 minute run in 11th grade...
jEfFgObLuE
Frustrating Project
 posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:19 PM
Quote from Ennay on 4/23/2008 at 7:12 PM:
I had to join the swamp JUST to give kudo's to Lank for his post in Hefty's latest thread....very very nice. Big grin


Welcome! There's no going back, you know. This place is like the Hotel California -- "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen

Oswald acted alone.
Jeff
posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:22 PM
define : proper
a vagabond,..highway-beater; a rolling stone, one that does nought but runne here and there.
~Cotgrave, Randle A dictionarie of the French and English tongues, 1611
Lank
posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:24 PM
Quote from Ennay on 4/23/2008 at 7:12 PM:
I had to join the swamp JUST to give kudo's to Lank for his post in Hefty's latest thread....very very nice. Big grin


Thanks and welcome. I've heard worse reasons for joining (like running all those miles that are clearly horrible for your heart and knees).

And don't be scared of the other swamp dwellers. Once you get to know them they're all special in their own way. To help, I'm the cool, nice, funny one and the rest of them are elitist pricks.
"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs
Ennay
Bif! Bam! Pow!
 posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:25 PM
Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 4/23/2008 at 7:19 PM:
Welcome! There's no going back, you know. This place is like the Hotel California -- "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."


Why do you think I hadnt joined before? I figured the swamp name came because you try to dip your toe in and it sucks you under....no escape.
Beware the Pink Boxing Gloves of DOOM!
"It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer
2009 Goals New PR's in 5K 10K HM M
I failed the 12 minute run in 11th grade...
Ennay
Bif! Bam! Pow!
 posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:26 PM
Quote from Lank on 4/23/2008 at 7:24 PM:

And don't be scared of the other swamp dwellers. Once you get to know them they're all special in their own way. To help, I'm the cool, nice, funny one and the rest of them are elitist pricks.


Special....is that the politically correct term?
Beware the Pink Boxing Gloves of DOOM!
"It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer
2009 Goals New PR's in 5K 10K HM M
I failed the 12 minute run in 11th grade...
JakeKnight
posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:26 PM
Hefty is a fuckwit. I hope he drowns in a vat of lard.
E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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Dragon76
posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:27 PM
Quote from Ennay on 4/23/2008 at 7:12 PM:
I had to join the swamp JUST to give kudo's to Lank for his post in Hefty's latest thread....very very nice. Big grin


Hey there, Beautiful Person!
Amy
Email: Dragon76@HelloKitty.com
veggies on the run
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
DrewEOB
Undertrained. LAME.
 posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:30 PM
this place is like an insane asylum full of primates. Any time someone says something remotely sarcastic or "funny", we all rattle our cages, scream at the top of our lungs, and fling poo (sounds eerily similar to a night with Globule's mom).

And as the paraphrased saying goes... you put a 1,000 swamp rats at 1,000 computers for long enough... you'll get some gems.
Drew

So much for my brilliance.
Lank
posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:33 PM
Quote from JakeKnight on 4/23/2008 at 7:26 PM:
Hefty is a fuckwit. I hope he drowns in a vat of lard.


I'm sensing some real anger here. Say it ain't so Joe.

And Dragon, have you finally run out of Hello Kitty avatars?

The dreaded double whammy. I feel a disturbance in the force.
"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs
Dragon76
posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:38 PM
Quote from Lank on 4/23/2008 at 7:33 PM:
And Dragon, have you finally run out of Hello Kitty avatars?


That just isn't possible. I still like this one, so it's staying until the weekend.
Amy
Email: Dragon76@HelloKitty.com
veggies on the run
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Jeff
posted: 4/23/2008 at 7:40 PM
modified: 4/23/2008 at 7:53 PM
Swamp SATs.

1. Fuckwit is to asshat as hefty is to ______.

a. Jack Daniels
b. LRN
3. Scout's mom
D. Trent
5. All of the above.

2. Boobs are to _____ as whaleshit is to Mishka.

1. JK
b. Ileneforward

7. mikeymike
c. Thunder's tights
6. Jessica Alba

3. 180 - your age + your max heart rate / your mile time =

a. Candice's bib #
b. GETM
c. The number of times Scout did Globule's mom
#. The time it take Thunder to drink three fingers of bourbon.
F. Easy run pace

An easy one:

4. Ron Simmons is to DAMN as ______ is to Candice's bib number.

A. 145
b. Boobs
c. Candice's butthole
d. Thunder's stress fracture.
%. Bris
a vagabond,..highway-beater; a rolling stone, one that does nought but runne here and there.
~Cotgrave, Randle A dictionarie of the French and English tongues, 1611
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