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2000 Miles of Starting All Over

I am so dumb (Read 372 times)

Quote from Ileneforward on 9/4/2008 at 7:54 PM:
Confused Kaiser Sozey? Confused

Yes?

Shocked
Frustrating Project
Gee, thanks, Scout. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They'll bail me out? Fuck you. You think you can catch MikeyMike? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again.
20th Century: 800m: 2:04 |1600m: 4:37 |3200m: 10:06 |5k: 16:23 |10k: 35:38 |15k: 54:20
25k: 1:35:59

21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth."
Steve Allen

Oswald acted alone.
Scout7
CPT Curmudgeon
I'm not fingering Mikey. That's not how I roll. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Amat victoria curam.

Sine labore nihil.

Dulcius ex asperis.
Saturnalicius princeps
Get your rest, gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday.
Michael
Rev'd 2008 Goals: 180#s | 1000K
2008 Races: | Christopher Martin's 5K
2009 Goals: Less than 160# | Run more, and more consistently | 2K miles | Sub 4 hr marathon | Sub 23:00 5K | 100 pushups challenge
2009 Races:| NJ Marathon | New Haven 20K | NYC Marathon | Monkey IV
"The race goes not always to the swift, but to those that keep running."
jules2
Quote from Scout7 on 9/4/2008 at 12:57 AM:
Minion and henchmen positions are open. Feel free to apply.


I know I'm late with my application but its that time zone thing. Assuming Marcus is Attorney General can I be Ambassador to Great Britain
you can't keep your money for ever its like saving sex for your old age
Scout7
CPT Curmudgeon
Quote from jules2 on 9/4/2008 at 8:50 PM:
I know I'm late with my application but its that time zone thing. Assuming Marcus is Attorney General can I be Ambassador to Great Britain


We'll take it under advisement.
Amat victoria curam.

Sine labore nihil.

Dulcius ex asperis.
...for Bernie
Quote from Marcus L S on 9/4/2008 at 7:51 PM:
House counsel agrees


Casa has a lawyer? Is that some of that pro boner stuff that lawyers do?
"I was now a baby-burping, farting, too cold, too hot, not hungry-stripped to my core, a simple, frail consciousness." - R Claridge during '08 Leadville 100
Marcus L S
Monkey Scratch
Quote from jlynnbob on 9/4/2008 at 9:28 PM:
Casa has a lawyer? Is that some of that pro boner stuff that lawyers do?


Ha!
all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.
Quote from mikeymike on 9/4/2008 at 7:32 PM:


And just think, if Hoshiko's car hadn't broken down in podunk, or if she'd had a cell phone, or if any of her friends would return her calls, none of this could have been possible.


Wow, I was afraid I would get maybe one response, and then I come back to this.

Although no one here met me for slurpees or works for AAA, so I take most of the credit.


I hope the Henchman position is still open. I'm not very punctual, and when I do show up I am too smiley, but I'm learning to play the accordian which is, you have to admit, pretty fucking evil.




P.S. 3 things to hate about Jersey:

1) The roads are all one-way, or toll roads, or both
2) Newark
3) The trees come alive at night and eat your soul
Marcus L S
Monkey Scratch
Quote from Hoshiko on 9/4/2008 at 10:42 PM:
I'm not very punctual, and when I do show up I am too smiley, but I'm learning to play the accordian which is, you have to admit, pretty fucking gay.



Fixed Wink
all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.
Potato Grower
Only 1 thing to like about Jersey.

1) It's not New York.
The glass is half full.
Marcus L S
Monkey Scratch
What's the difference between trash and New Jersey chicks?

Sometimes the trash gets picked up.
all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.