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"Candicing" ruling needed (Read 255 times)
slosh252
posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:32 PM
modified: 9/3/2008 at 5:33 PM
I don't recall the exact definition....not sure if this qualifies.

Been struggling with extra trips to the john yesterday and today. Didn't occur to me that it might happen on my run. Shocked Got about 3 miles out and got that special feeling deep in my gut that let me know I didn't have much time left. Definitely not enough time to run the remaining 2.5 miles back to the office thru suburbia. The trail head to trail I have been contemplating running the last few weeks was only 1/2 mile away...that I felt confident I could make. Started down the trail and the feeling had disappeared....only to return after about 1/2 mile. Got well off the trail and took care of business. Would have loved to use my shirt, but the office has a pretty strict dress code and I didn't feel like explaining why I was walking thru it without a collar as well as the rest of the shirt. So I used these very non-absorbant leaves. Fellt like the job just wasn't complete...

Ran the rest of the run muttering to myself .... wipe the sweat off your forhead with your RIGHT hand!

All in all, felt pretty good after the cramps went away. Longest run at lunch yet.
Marcus L S
Monkey Scratch
 posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:35 PM
Not a Candice because you didn't actually shit yourself.

This sounds more like a Globule
all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.
Scout7
CPT Curmudgeon
 posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:37 PM
Quote from Marcus L S on 9/3/2008 at 5:35 PM:
Not a Candice because you didn't actually shit yourself.

This sounds more like a Globule


Agreed.

Swamp ruler says you pulled a Globule.
Amat victoria curam.

Sine labore nihil.

Dulcius ex asperis.
Jeff
posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:37 PM
I concur. A Globule. Just be sure when you get home to check for any further Globules. Usually Globules come in sets.
a vagabond,..highway-beater; a rolling stone, one that does nought but runne here and there.
~Cotgrave, Randle A dictionarie of the French and English tongues, 1611
TanyaS
posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:39 PM
Quote from slosh252 on 9/3/2008 at 5:32 PM:
Been struggling with extra trips to the john yesterday and today. .


I've always wondered how men named "John" feel about this.
32,000 Miles Later
Jeff
posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:39 PM
Also, you may be pregnant.
a vagabond,..highway-beater; a rolling stone, one that does nought but runne here and there.
~Cotgrave, Randle A dictionarie of the French and English tongues, 1611
slosh252
posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:46 PM
Quote from TanyaS on 9/3/2008 at 5:39 PM:
I've always wondered how men named "John" feel about this.


Just think how men named Globule feel.

Wolfing down my lunch now. I'm starving with a stomach ache...probably won't be a good afternoon.

Maybe I should get a pregnancy test. Hopefully I'm not. I watched my wife give birth to two already (no meds each time). That looked like it really hurt! Almost as much as running a 5K probably.
CarmelRunner
Running with trails
 posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:49 PM
modified: 9/3/2008 at 5:51 PM
You guys are confusing the hell out of me. I thought this was the official Globuling definition.

As a subset of Purdeying, I proudly claim Globuling as the act of shitting oneself when passed out drunk.


I understand the final arbiter is Scout on all things, except his mom, but some of us need a efayq of terms so we can use them properly. It would be poor form to refer to a Purdey when a Candice is called for.

MTA - do not eat chilli con carne (sp) on Saturday night prior to a 20 miler on Sunday morning. Thankfully a porto was near or we may have had a new entry into the efayq of shit

"He conquers who endures" - Persius
"Illegitimis non carborundum" - Gen. Joseph Stilwell
Marcus L S
Monkey Scratch
 posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:51 PM
modified: 9/3/2008 at 5:52 PM
Purdeying is a sub-definition of Candicing which refers only to shitting one's self while sleeping...ala Trainspotting.

Pulling a Globule means blowing mud anywhere but a proper toilet, and especially while running.

But Globule never shits himself, just everywhere else.
all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.
Scout7
CPT Curmudgeon
 posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:53 PM
I thought Purdying was when you showed up at the local pub, yet only ordered water.
Amat victoria curam.

Sine labore nihil.

Dulcius ex asperis.
Marcus L S
Monkey Scratch
 posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:54 PM
Quote from Scout7 on 9/3/2008 at 5:53 PM:
I thought Purdying was when you showed up at the local pub, yet only ordered water.


No, that's Marcusing. Wink
all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.
Jeff
posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:57 PM
Quote from Marcus L S on 9/3/2008 at 5:51 PM:
But Globule never hasn't yet shit himself, just everywhere else.


Fixed.
a vagabond,..highway-beater; a rolling stone, one that does nought but runne here and there.
~Cotgrave, Randle A dictionarie of the French and English tongues, 1611
Scout7
CPT Curmudgeon
 posted: 9/3/2008 at 5:58 PM
Quote from Marcus L S on 9/3/2008 at 5:54 PM:
No, that's Marcusing. Wink


I thought it was Marcusing only if you then went on to loudly announce that you're leaving the pub in order to no longer support the man.
Amat victoria curam.

Sine labore nihil.

Dulcius ex asperis.
Jeff
posted: 9/3/2008 at 6:01 PM
Are you worried that co-workers might smell any lingering Globules? It might be prudent to consider a bathroom break for a rewipe.
a vagabond,..highway-beater; a rolling stone, one that does nought but runne here and there.
~Cotgrave, Randle A dictionarie of the French and English tongues, 1611
slosh252
posted: 9/3/2008 at 6:04 PM
All little Globules washed down the shower. Water hurt like hell at first.

No one at work the wiser.
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