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    I'm thinking of going for a run today.  It's a little cold out but the quote on the home page really inspired me.

     

     

    Sometimes it sucks, its a chore, you'd much rather be sitting on your ass, it hurts like scalded hell, your still sore as fuck from your 10 mile tempo, its dark, your tired, its raining, you had to get up a 2:50 am to get in your miles before your flight, you have to drink 17 cups of coffee. You so and so is clearly ripping from the bone but you don't give a shit because you cant give a shit - you have to get your run in. 

    you dont have the time to care, no patience, no remorse, no mercy.

    You park your car in the poring rain - you hear the tornado siren and think to yourself "all those skinny pussy talented guys will be staying in tonight.... I get to put another 11 miles on them"

     

     

    The whole quote is perfect and I would like to applaud the person that wrote it.  I'm guessing it was Jeff because it's very close to his writing style and he also inspires me.  I enjoy the random curse words, the non-hyperbolic dialogue, the inference that everyone else is talented & doesn't have to work hard and how it turns running into the truly heroic endeavor that it is.  Bravo.  I'm not really sure what "poring rain" is but it's got to be really tough especially with all the tornadoes.

     

    I thought of you guys in my absence and took this when I was in Gainesville:

     

     

    I hope all is well.

    "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs


    Milktruck say relentless

      Who the hell are you?  Angry

       

      Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

      " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
      ~ R2E


      Milktruck say relentless

        Just kidding!   Lank!   Blush   If we talk dirty to you, do you promise to stay around?

         

         

         

        Another One wrote the quote on the front page

         

        Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

        " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
        ~ R2E

          LANK!

          How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


          break'n three

            Runners run.


            Not in Chicago

              It's a little cold out.

               

              Every thread is eventually a weather thread.  Some threads just cut out all the bullshit and get right to it.  

              You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                Allo, Lank! 


                Milktruck say relentless

                  There are new kids in town.  Some of them have a forum called Letters & Opinions....this is on their home page

                   

                  I don't give a fuck. Who gives a fuck? Not me. Jason doesn't give a fuck. He was fat as shit then he ran 100 miles. That's not giving a fuck. MI Tim and NT are over at NRR talking to themselves and no one here gives a fuck.  Goo's 98. He still runs fast and is perverted as shit because he doesn't give a fuck.  His hand gives fucks nightly, but that shit is different. 

                  Here's a dirty little secret - grape.'s jokes would only do well if the audience were full of her.  Scrape. has a robe and a wizard hat. Kittens, rainbows, notracecat, lollipops, happy thoughts, T-coach, hugs, kisses, Love the Half. Where the hell is Love the Half. How can you have a Beginners Forum without Love the Half?

                  Whatever, running sucks, Remy sucks, it's a chore, you'd much rather be reading one of Remy's book's Amazon reviews. It hurts like scalded hell, it's dark, you're 6 micro-brews deep, it's raining, Mooser's banging on your door at 2:50am. Clay pulled his gold camry on your lawn but you don't give a shit because you cant give a shit - you have to get your run in.

                  You don't have the time to care, no patience, no remorse, no mercy, you're tired of Rocky IV. He is not man. He is like piece of iron.

                  You park your Yuppie Slime Volvo in the pouring rain - there's a bunch of people having sex on your running path. Doesn't matter, you have C25k Day 7 scheduled and all those skinny pussy talented guys will be staying in tonight.... You get to put another 10 or so 2x1 minute walk/run intervals on them and if you're Godzilla, you're going to do that shit with two thumbs way up. 

                   

                  Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                  " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                  ~ R2E


                    The whole quote is perfect and I would like to applaud the person that wrote it.

                     

                     

                     

                    He is not merely a person. He is a Beast.

                     

                     


                    Eye of Sauron

                      One of the new folks uses the same avatar.

                       

                      Although I don't think that guy stuck around, the few times I've seen it, I've said "Lank".  No lank.

                      And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

                        Hey?  HEY?!

                         

                        You can't just waltz in here all cool and nonchalant and just go, "Hey," like everything's just going to go back to the way it was.

                         

                        Who am I kidding?  Yes, you can.  Good to see you, Lank.  Hope all is well with you too.

                        Amy

                          Who the fuck are all you people???

                          Thunder smash!

                          R2E


                          "run" "to" "eat"

                            hey, lank... how you be, man?

                            i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                              Thanks for the very warm welcome and I appreciate all the great compliments and accolades.  You guys really, deeply care for me as a person and that gives me a sense of self-worth not often experienced on an internet message board.

                               

                              I'm shocked that Ilene's comment was laced with sexual innuendo.  Candice won a marathon?  Wow.  I do have to call out Thunder's impressive beard and sorry to hear about SLR's 25th floor situation.  I don't remember Nader being so fast.  I do remember being in a beer drinking competition with L Train and I don't even drink beer (sucked for him).  I did see the Monkey pics and would like to point out that I own Mikey's eugene shirt.

                               

                              Dragon gets her own paragraph because /swoon.

                               

                              I did run today and if I survive the night I might try again tomorrow.

                              "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs
                              R2E


                              "run" "to" "eat"

                                WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ME.

                                i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

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