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December 20 - 26 Racing (Read 662 times)


Prince of Fatness

    Name Distance Race Location Goal Result
    Amores Perros 5K ? Parts Unknown Finish 33 (Ran long)
    Amores Perros Half ? Parts Unknown Sub 20 DNS
     Hasher Rick Beer Mile Shortest Day Beermile Parts Unknown Sub 12 11:31
    MandyS 5K Waterfront 5k Wellington, NZ 20:30  
    Over_the_Hill 6 Hours Operation Jack NW 6 Hr Tigard, OR > 40 Miles  

     

     

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      ok, I wasn't going to post this but in the end figured what the hell.

       

      Shortest Day Beermile.  Hopefully break 12:00.  Currently the track has ice on it and the beer has been sitting outside all day.  Hard to chug 32 degree beers.  Should be nice under the full moon though.

       

      At least we should have fun at the Karaoke place we are headed after the beer mile.  It is always fun to listen to your drunk friends slur through popular songs.

       

       

      location is the local hs (here in NJ).

        Shouldn't your beer mile be at least three minutes slower than your sober mile?

          Can I play?  For Dec 26th.

           

             Name                    Distance     Race                                      Location        Goal

          Over_the_ Hill        6 hour       Operation Jack NW 6 Hr     Tigard, Or    Over 40 miles

            MandyS - 5k - Waterfront 5k - Wellington, NZ - 20.30


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              ok, I wasn't going to post this but in the end figured what the hell.

               

              Shortest Day Beermile.  Hopefully break 12:00.  Currently the track has ice on it and the beer has been sitting outside all day.  Hard to chug 32 degree beers.  Should be nice under the full moon though.

               

              At least we should have fun at the Karaoke place we are headed after the beer mile.  It is always fun to listen to your drunk friends slur through popular songs.

               

               

              location is the local hs (here in NJ).

              So I dug deep, didn't hurl and finished in 11:31.

                At least we should have fun at the Karaoke place we are headed after the beer mile.  It is always fun to listen to your drunk friends slur through popular songs.

                 

                So if you're drunk and you slur inagaddadavida...does it come out in the garden of Eden?

                E.J.
                Greater Lowell Road Runners
                Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!

                May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.


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                  Will shoot for sub-20 in 5K on Sunday, in middle of, hopefully, a fair amount of running.

                  Then a Half after that, but just picking flowers for it - just want to finish.

                  It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                  HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                    Will shoot for sub-20 in 5K on Sunday, in middle of, hopefully, a fair amount of running.

                    Then a Half after that, but just picking flowers for it - just want to finish.

                    Hahaha. About 33? for the first race (did 4mi instead of 5K, and did it as a training continuation of ongoing running), and didn't  make it to the Half at all -- roads getting too dangerous. So complete and utter double failure.

                     

                    MTA: So just put down 33? for the 5K result.

                    It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                      Hahaha. About 33? for the first race (did 4mi instead of 5K, and did it as a training continuation of ongoing running), and didn't  make it to the Half at all -- roads getting too dangerous. So complete and utter double failure.

                       

                      MTA: So just put down 33? for the 5K result.

                       If you had made your goal to make snow angels, it would have been a total success.

                      Current Goals: Run


                      Prince of Fatness

                        Any other results?  Mandy?  OTH?

                        Semi-retired.

                          Does this mean Hasher Rick get the 8-ball for drinking beer? I mean if that's not sandbagging. 


                          Prince of Fatness

                            The Christmas SF Eight ball goes to none other than Hasher Rick, for coming in under goal in the beer mile.  Congrats!

                            Semi-retired.


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                              The Christmas SF Eight ball goes to none other than Hasher Rick, for coming in under goal in the beer mile.  Congrats!

                              I am so proud.  Thanks PH, this is definitely going on the resume.

                               

                              See you on the trails soon.


                              Milktruck say relentless

                                Great job, Hasher Rick!  You are, as always, an inspiration!   Smile

                                 

                                Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

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