2000 miles of spasmodic fucktardts 20200013

November 12 - 18 racing thread (Read 1541 times)

    it's always nice to see your support of my athletic endeavors, tons. 

     

    I enjoy being an athletic supporter.


    Not in Chicago

      I'd be honored to have you hold my balls.

      You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


      Milktruck say relentless

        You won't even be at Monkey, L Train!  

         

        Good luck with your supporters at Philly   Shy

         

        Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

        " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
        ~ R2E

          HHFMM - Talk MM and DB into running the first 1/2 easy, having a good time...and then run the second 1/2 easier. 

          Thunder smash!

            Good Luck to the Philly racers this weekend.

             

            All you Monkey idiots better beware. There's trouble in them there woods. Ya hear?

             

            11/17 Manasquan Turkey Trot. 5 miles. PR or bust.

             

             


            Milktruck say relentless

              Hey, I didn't post a goal.  Take my damn name out of there.

               

              Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

              " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
              ~ R2E

                Walt.RB                 Philly                       sub-3:10

                 I like running alone.

                  <3:15 FWIW

                   

                   EGH3

                   26.2 miles

                   11/18  Philly Marathon

                   3:20:00

                   

                   beat L Train

                   

                    The Philadelphia Marathon 

                    Philadelphia, PA

                    11/18

                    3:05

                      The Philadelphia Marathon 

                      Philadelphia, PA

                      11/18

                      3:05

                       

                      Now there's the fucking goal baby!!! Go get em Nads!!!!

                      Thunder smash!

                        The Philadelphia Marathon 

                        Philadelphia, PA

                        11/18

                        3:05

                         

                        Damn!

                         

                        (And you didn't modify the post even once. Confidence. Nice. Go get it.)

                        I put it under there.

                        R2E


                        "run" "to" "eat"

                          The Philadelphia Marathon 

                          Philadelphia, PA

                          11/18

                          3:05

                           

                          grill it like a cheesesteak!

                          i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                          lostinthenet3


                          MM#1869

                            NameDistanceDateRaceGoalResultsCommentary

                            Lostinthenet3

                             26.2 miles

                             11/18 HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                             6 something

                             

                             Finish  relax and see old and new friends then maybe get a monkey tattoo! 

                             

                              

                            "If you run, you are a runner. It doesn't matter how fast or how far. It doesn't matter if today is your first day or if you've been running for twenty years. There is no test to pass, no license to earn, no membership card to get. You just run."

                              I said 2nd place. Gah.

                               

                              Go get em Nads!! If you're suffering out there...remember that it could be worse, you could be in Nashville. Then run faster.

                              How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                              break'n three

                                Name Distance Date Race Goal Results Commentary
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 4:50:59

                                 

                                 survive attacks
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 5 ish

                                 

                                get monkey tattoo
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 4:30:06

                                 

                                 
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 unscathed

                                 

                                 
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 3:00:00

                                 

                                 overcome dread
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 3:00:00

                                 

                                 give or take a lot
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 4:30 ish

                                 

                                 have fun (not die)
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 4:15 ish

                                 

                                 have fun (tattoo?)
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                be hungover

                                 

                                 by Monday
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 2nd female

                                 

                                 or first
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 <5:00

                                 

                                 
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 3rd female

                                 

                                 gender reassign?
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 miss flight

                                 

                                 yer doomed
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 run easy

                                 

                                 talk with MM & DB
                                Idiot

                                 26.2 miles

                                 11/18  HH Flying Monkey Marathon

                                 6 ish

                                 

                                 have fun