2000 miles of of whiny ass babies who should run more FU

May 24 - 31 Racing (Includes Memorial Day) (Read 2022 times)


Prince of Fatness

    Name Distance Race Location Goal Result
    AmoresPerros 5K Wounded Warrior 5K Parts Unknown 18:30 18:54
    andahuff 5K Andy Payne 5K OKC, OK 18:30
    bzaganjo Half Marathon Bostons Run to Remember 1/2 Marathon Boston, MA Sub 1:25 1:28:41
    corland 8 Miles Alma Highland Festival 8-Mile Alma, MI Sub 54 57:52
    dacook 10K Bolder Boulder 10K Boulder, CO Sub 38 39:18
    Daddyo 5K 5K Ottawa Pace Cam (9) to a PB of <21:30 Kid ran 21:34
    Daddyo Marathon Marathon Ottawa 4 hour pace rabbit - 3:59:59 3:59:30
    Dakota RR 10K Bolder Boulder 10K Boulder, CO Sub 40 39:42
    dallas 5K Memorial Day Dash 5K Nashville, TN 24:30 24:35
    E_rainrun Half Marathon Ottawa Half Marathon ON Sub 1:34 1:34:51
    Ennay 10K Up the Lazy River 10K West Linn, OR 54:36 52:25
    Father Russia Half Marathon Bostons Run to Remember 1/2 Marathon Boston, MA Top 3 AG or 6:30 pace 1:32:50 (1AG)
    Greg_C Marathon VCM Vermont None 3:25:11
    Hannibal Granite 5K Run for the "L" of it Louisville, KY No "F"ing idea 17:46
    Ileneforward Half Marathon Laguna Hills  Half Marathon Laguna Hills, California 1:59:59 <gulp> 2:09
    Jill_B Marathon Vermont Marathon VT Finish without a stress fracture 4:59:55
    jlynnbob 12 Hour Frito Bandito Fat Ass Invitational Trail Run Plano, TX figure out if I have a knee problem and decide if I should just quit fkng running, or > 40 mi 25+ miles
    KellyDodge
    1500 Meters
    King of the Hill Track Meet
    South Lake Tahoe, CA
    Sub 5:30
    5:05.91 (1OA)
    lostinthenet3 5 Miles Lawrence Sons of Italy 5 Miler Lawrence, MA Finish and not embarass vet who put on bib 55:35
    mgerwn 4 Miles Delaney Dash 4 Miler Old Saybrook, CT 32:00 DNS
    mikeymike 5K Redhook 5K Portsmouth, NH 17:30 18:07
    MrPHinNJ  5 Miles Spring Lake 5
    Spring Lake, NJ
    Enjoy myself
     Enjoyed it
    NeedACleverName 10 Miles Soldier Field 10 Miler Chicago, IL 1:04 1:05:04
    NaderAlfie 5K Ridgewood 5k Ridgewood, NJ Sub 20 21:00
    obsessor 5K Andy Payne 5K OKC, OK 18:30
    pfetro 3.5 Miles Chase Corporate Challenge Chicago, IL Sub 19:30 18:40 (12OA)
    pfriese 10K Andy Payne Memorial Races OKC, OK Sub 48 47:52 (1AG)
    roots Marathon Mad City Marathon Madison, WI 3:59:59 3:59:50
    Run To Win 5K Pineland Farms Barefoot 5k New Gloucester, ME Win 18:56 (3OA)
    Run To Win 25K Pineland Farms 25k New Gloucester, ME 1:45:00 1:48:23 (13OA,4AG)
    Seanv2 Marathon Vermont Marathon VT 4:45 4:27:16
    slimbo 5 Miles Spring Lake 5 Spring Lake, NJ Sub 31 and 2 bloody marys by 10 AM 31:49 (PR)
    TanyaS 5K Memorial Day Dash 5K Nashville, TN Kick Thunder's ass with a calculator 22:25 (5OA), Did not kick TT's ass with calculator
    Thunder 5K Memorial Day Dash 5K Nashville, TN Sub 17:40 (PR) and faster than mikeymike 17:23 (1OA, PR)
    Trent
    5K
    Memorial Day Dash 5K
    Nashville, TN
    Don't embarass myself
    DNS
     zimmerpk
    50 Miles
    Pineland Farms 50 Miler
    Parts Unknown
    Sub 11 hours
    10:07:24 (PR)

     

     

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    Prince of Fatness

      Spring Lake 5, 5 Miles, Spring Lake, NJ

       

      Since my training is in the toilet indefinitely, no time goal.  My son is running as well, so I will run with him.

       

      Goal is to enjoy a run for the first time in about 6 weeks.

      Semi-retired.


      mileage hound

        Spring Lake 5, 5 Miles, Spring Lake, NJ

         

        Since my training is in the toilet indefinitely, no time goal.  My son is running as well, so I will run with him.

         

        Goal is to enjoy a run for the first time in about 6 weeks.

         

        Good to see you back out there.

        2013 goals:  Kick some arse.  Moreso than 2012.

         

        "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

         

        "Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5


        I fly.

          Vermont Marathon - I want to finish without a stress fracture.

          Bring it on.

            Ottawa Half Marathon Sub 1:34....
              Goal is to enjoy a run for the first time in about 6 weeks.

               


              An excellent goal Tater, git it.

              Vermont Marathon - I want to finish without a stress fracture.

              Also an excellent goal, take it easy and be well.

              E.J.
              Greater Lowell Road Runners
              Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!

              May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.


              Prince of Fatness

                An excellent goal Tater, git it.

                 

                If my son was not running I would stay home, drink beer, and weed my garden.  Just thinking about running pisses me off these days.

                 

                But thanks .... and you too spaniel.

                Semi-retired.


                Not in Chicago

                  Goal is to enjoy a run for the first time in about 6 weeks.

                   

                  Fuck trying to fight through this pain any more.
                  Fuck training.
                  Fuck racing,
                  Fuck all of that hard work I put in during that lousy, stupid winter,.
                  Fuck my sore ass.
                  Fuck you.

                  And it will be interesting racing barefoot.

                  You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


                  A Saucy Wench

                    gotta wait until next week for the memorial day races?  I'll be running before the thread is started!

                    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                     

                    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                      Spring Lake 5, 5 Miles, Spring Lake, NJ

                       

                      Since my training is in the toilet indefinitely, no time goal.  My son is running as well, so I will run with him.

                       

                      Goal is to enjoy a run for the first time in about 6 weeks.

                      Thrilled for you, man; too bad for me that I can't run this one with you; next time, hopefully. 

                       


                      Prince of Fatness

                        gotta wait until next week for the memorial day races?  I'll be running before the thread is started!

                         

                        I fixed the thread title to include Memorial Day.

                        Semi-retired.


                        A Saucy Wench

                           

                          I fixed the thread title to include Memorial Day.

                           Thanks potato!

                           

                          5/31 Up the Lazy River 10K  West Linn, OR Goal 54:36

                           

                           

                          This is an actual racing goal.  Not pulled out of thin air like the last 18 months.    

                           

                          I have done the pairing of hagg lake/UTLR 3 times and ALWAYS UTLR is just shy of 60 seconds slower.  On the year I was eating up PR's on every race it was ~ 50 seconds slower.  So a real challenge for me is to beat my recent Hagg lake time.  On zero taper.  I'm going to run med long on Saturday and still do my full weights workout this week.    If anything I have done over the last 5 weeks has worked I should have a shot. 

                           

                          I hate this race, but I need to figure it out. I have 2 more years.  They have a special award for the fastest 41 year old female.   It is the masters championship 10K and the most competitive field in Portland once you are over 40.  The fast people actually show up for this one.   For some reason this course beats me up.  It is about a 3 mile rolling to gradual down and then about 1 mile up and then 2 miles rolling to gradual down loop course.  I have yet to pace the up in a way that I have anything left for the last 2 miles.

                          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                           

                          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                            Name                Distance Race                       Location           Goal                          Result

                            Hannibal Granite     5K       Run for the "L" of it - Louisville, KY - I have no "F"ing idea

                             

                            I really just don't want to embaress myself - My training has been for shit the last year and a half until this month.  I've actually got a bit of a streak going now and I want to see where I am. 

                            "You NEED to do this" - Shara

                              Memorial Day Dash 5k, Nashville  Sub 17:40 (PR)

                              Thunder smash!

                                Redhook 5k, Portsmouth, NH -- 17:30.


                                What the hell, it could be a disaster but I've gotta find out where I'm at post-plague.  At least there's free beer at the finish so either way it will be a success.

                                Runners run.