2000 miles of spasmodic fucktardts 20200013

March 28 - April 3 Racing! (Read 1473 times)


Milktruck say relentless

    Potato Head Rules apply, good luck and fleet feet to all racers!

     

    Name         Distance                            Race         Location        Goal   Result
     Jill_B

      11k

     April Fool's Run

     Atlantic City

     

    ?

      

     52:53  PR!

     nickpEight ball  26.2 miles

     Taunton Marathon

     Somerset UK  3:10 PR  3:08:59 PR!
     mgerwn  6.55 miles

     West Hartford 1/4 Marathon

     West Hartford CT  <50:00

     53:18

     mgerwn  13.1 miles  Danbury 1/2 Marathon  Danbury CT

     

    <1:53

     

     1:53:02

     Trent  5 miles  Richland Creek Run  Nashville TN  37:30

     36:41 1st AG

     Daddyo  5k

     Toronto Beaches Spring Sprint

     Toronto ON

     19:30

     20:44 w/Cam

     Father Russia  3200m

     Time Trial

     Ned Harkness Track

     

     10:26 PR

     

     10:33

     drrbradford  5k

     Vera Hirst 5k

     Manchester UK  <16:00 top 3

    15:56 won! 

     drrbradford  10k

     Blythe Valley 10k

     Newcastle-upon-Tyne UK

     <33:00 top 5

     32:16 PR!  3rd

     Road Shuffler  13.1 miles

     Great Bay 1/2 Marathon

     Newmarket NH  1:45

     1:43:01 

     Ileneforward  10k

     Seal Beach 10k

     Seal Beach CA  56:00

     55:52

     Amores Perros  10 miles

     Cherry Pit 10 miler

     

      65:00

     63:45  PR!

     corland  13.1 miles

     Flushing Township Half Marathon

     Flushing MI

     1:28:00  PR

     1:28:06 PR!

     Walt.RB  1 mile

     Hudson Rotary Fool's mile

     Hudson NY

     5:45

     5:07 PR!

     Jerry-  12 hour

     AIM Crawley 12 hr challenge

     Crawley Eng

     course record

     62.6 course PB

     theyapper66  10k

     Bridge Run

     Charleston SC

     >50 PR

     52:05 PR!

     lostinthenet3  15k

     Tvfr Boston tuneup

     Upton MA

     not get hurt

     dns

     Dickey  5k

     Utah Valley Invitational

     Orem UT

     15:20  PR

     15:48

     MrPHinNJ  10 miles

     Kutztown Fool's Run

     Kutztown PA

     <1:20

     1:17:17

     HStreet  13.1 miles

     Oak Barrel Half Marathon

     Lynchburg TN

     2:10:00

     2:13:55 3rd AG

     bhearn  10k

     Running of The Fools 10k

     Lonview WA

     <38:44 PR

     38:55 1st AG

     arlahile  10k

     Run For Relief

     Fresno CA

     1st AG PR

     1st AG

     another one  100 miles

     Umstead 100 mile

     Raleigh NC

     

     18:41:3  PR!

     

    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

    " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
    ~ R2E


    I fly.

      Jill_B   -   11k  - April Fool's Run    -    Atlantic City    -   ????  it's an 11k, I have no idea what to expect...

      Bring it on.

        nickp

         

        26.2 miles

         

        Taunton Marathon

         

        Taunton, Somerset - UK

         

        Goal: 3:10, which will be a 30+ minute PR.  This is my long-awaited replacement race after my goal marathon in December was cancelled.

          Name - Me
          Distance - 5 miles
          Race - Richland Creek Run
          Location - Nashville, TN
          Goal - 37:30

            My eye is still pink.


            Prince of Fatness

              Semi-retired.


              @BeachesRunner

                Name - Not him
                Distance - 5 KM
                Race - Toronto Beaches Spring Sprint
                Location - Toronto, ON

                Goal - 19:30

                 

                or, possibly run it with Cam for his PB in which case < 21:30


                Milktruck say relentless

                  PotatoHead!  His EYE is still PINK!  Sheeesh!

                   

                  Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                  " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                  ~ R2E


                  Not in Chicago

                    Yeah Finn, stop being such a jerk.

                    You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


                    Prince of Fatness

                      Yeah Finn, stop being such a jerk.

                       

                      Shouldn't you be operating on some shoes or something?

                      Semi-retired.

                      R2E


                      "run" "to" "eat"

                        ternt, at this point you are going to have to consider the possibility that your eye will have been permanently pink.

                         

                        yes, i realise your name is trent, not ternt, but that's how i typed it so i left it that way. pretty funny, actually. a mondayism.

                         

                        you're welcome!

                        i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams


                        Grasshopper

                          Saturday April 2nd

                          Greater Hartford 1/4 Marathon

                          West Hartford, CT

                          6.55 miles

                          goal:  <50 minutes

                           

                          Sunday April 3rd

                          Danbury 1/2 Marathon

                          Danbury, CT

                          13.1 miles

                          goal: <1:53


                          On My Horse

                            This is a random Time Trial I'm doing alone on Saturday (weather permitting) so it isn't REALLY a race, but I'll be going 100%

                             

                            IDK what to expect because I'm way far away from any sort of speedwork, and my mileage has been iffy getting over a couple of injuries...

                             

                            Name: Father Russia

                            Distance: 3200m

                            Race: Random Time Trial

                            Location: Ned Harkness Track

                            Goald: Sub 10:26 (PR)

                            "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

                              Wednesday - Vera Hirst 5k - Manchester, UK - I've heard it's hilly so somewhere around 16min and a top 3 finish would be nice.

                              Sunday - Blyth Valley 10k - Newcastle-upon-Tyne, UK - Coastal route so strong chance of headwind. Sub 33 and top 5 finish.

                                Great Bay Half Marathon

                                Newmarket, NH

                                 

                                Goal- 1:45