No, not you.
This guy.
Runners run.
At least he wasn't sexting his runners while he was drunk-driving the team van. Seems prudent.
No Talent Drips
OMG...why isn't he texting me? I mean, I have put on a little weight since college, but muffin top? Not here. I would SO be in the in crowd.
creep.
You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef
Dude's got some outstanding career prospects ahead of him. How about motivational speaker living off government cheese in a van down by the river? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
E.J.Greater Lowell Road RunnersCry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.
"It may be a good ride. Just sayin."
"He certainly got results"
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As a guy who works with a lot of young college-aged girls, creepy doesn't really cut it. More like vicious.
The Logic of Long Distance
I imagine some of those Toledo girls were young enough to have fathers who would have separated this guy from his nuts if they had known what he was up to.
As the mother of a daughter, I would say creepy and disgusting as well.
steph
OCD If you don't laugh ...
It's not just the age, its the exploitation of the relationship. Maybe I am reacting now as a father as much as a teacher...
Milktruck say relentless
This makes me smile. You are going to be a great father!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."~ R2E
I just hope I survive, get some sleep, and enjoy the ride.
I'm sure you will! (well, maybe not the 'get some sleep' part)
Yes, exactly.
Doc, my tooth hurts
I feel like the texts are one constant stream of a variation of "DUDE! FUCK!" That guy looks like a serious grease ball that doesn't shower regularly and hasn't heard of shampoo.
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