06.05.54 3:59.4
Thunder, Cube Jockey!
Skooter MacDooter
The future Mrs. Smoopie
Why don't you start them Skoot, since Thunders out?
I'm not doing it.
+1
old school badger
speaking as someone who will be slower than most people in here... I don't mind being near the bottom of such a list. I don't think we need to be so worried about lists as to be concerned with people's feelings if they intentionaly submit their times for just such a list. Slowish I may be but lists aren't all bad. I can see what other people are doing for training who are faster than me. Yeah, I'll probably mostly ignore the list but if someone is running it I'll probably submit times. Who cares.
Now I'm off to start some new lists. IQ score, annual income, and length of wanker. Please submit your information everyone.
Run Stupider
damit
My stupid ankle injury is gonna hurt my ranking on the List of Most Time Spent Looking At Garmin
I keep trying to do that. It doesn't work.
Good job T squared. Keep up the good work.
I care. I do. Length of wanker sounds useful. Width is good, too.
In return, perhaps bra size would be interesting. What do I know?
Just to make this absolutely clear:
"wanker" is a person who masturbates. It is not a penis. "I am a wanker". Also used as a generally abusive term to describe an ineffectual person. eg. "I am a total wanker".
"to wank" : verb. To masturbate. "My wife is away this week. Guess I'll have to have a wank."
"wank" : adj. Poor. "That tempo run was wank."
"wanker" : noun. A person who masturbates. Usually used to refer to male masturbators. Pejorative term. "Go away, you pathetic wanker.
"wankered" : adj. Often used to describe a state of extreme inebriation. "Go to bed son. You are totally wankered."
And yes. Bra size would be interesting.
Trying to teach English to Americans? Surely you've discovered that we're not just completely hopeless, but we never listen. You must be pissed.
