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2010 Race Rankings threads? (Read 753 times)


"Race Across The Sky"

    Thundah.... where are they?
    What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials


    New chapter forthcoming

      No.

      Time for the relaunch.  Stay tuned....


      "Race Across The Sky"

        Awwww.
        What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials


        Skooter MacOverlord

          This is my one chance to be at the top of a racing list...I think I'm the fastest in a 10 miler this year so far...give me my milisecond to shine!

          2011 Goals: Don't set too many goals, stay healthy, race lots, 2 sub 4 marathons (Derby Fest 3:54:43 and Monkey fail- 4:16:21)
          "If you run in a tutu, you'd better be ready to win in a tutu" -The Skootr

            Why don't you start them Skoot, since Thunders out?

             

            I'm not doing it.

            How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


            break'n three


            "Race Across The Sky"

              Why don't you start them Skoot, since Thunders out?

               

               

              +1

              What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials


              Skooter MacOverlord

                Well I guess I can, but technically I'm on booby duty...

                2011 Goals: Don't set too many goals, stay healthy, race lots, 2 sub 4 marathons (Derby Fest 3:54:43 and Monkey fail- 4:16:21)
                "If you run in a tutu, you'd better be ready to win in a tutu" -The Skootr


                Nice Ass!

                  speaking as someone who will be slower than most people in here... I don't mind being near the bottom of such a list.  I don't think we need to be so worried about lists as to be concerned with people's feelings if they intentionaly submit their times for just such a list.  Slowish I may be but lists aren't all bad.  I can see what other people are doing for training who are faster than me.  Yeah,  I'll probably mostly ignore the list but if someone is running it I'll probably submit times.  Who cares.

                   

                  Now I'm off to start some new lists.  IQ score, annual income, and length of wanker.  Please submit your information everyone. 

                  2012 goal = 4:59 for 1,500 meters. (before then just get healthy)


                  What does Tunis make?

                    damit

                     

                    My stupid ankle injury is gonna hurt my ranking on the List of Most Time Spent Looking At Garmin

                    It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                    New chapter forthcoming

                      Just to clarify, my "no" isn't because I think it's stupid like Tanya does.  My "No" is because I don't have time for this place anymore.  I've outgrown you people.

                      Time for the relaunch.  Stay tuned....

                         My "No" is because I don't have time for this place anymore.  I've outgrown you people.

                         I keep trying to do that. It doesn't work.

                         

                        Good job T squared. Keep up the good work.

                        How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                        break'n three

                          speaking as someone who will be slower than most people in here... I don't mind being near the bottom of such a list.  I don't think we need to be so worried about lists as to be concerned with people's feelings if they intentionaly submit their times for just such a list.  Slowish I may be but lists aren't all bad.  I can see what other people are doing for training who are faster than me.  Yeah,  I'll probably mostly ignore the list but if someone is running it I'll probably submit times.  Who cares.

                           

                          Now I'm off to start some new lists.  IQ score, annual income, and length of wanker.  Please submit your information everyone. 

                           I care. I do. Length of wanker sounds useful. Width is good, too.

                           

                          In return, perhaps bra size would be interesting. What do I know?

                          I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.


                          "Race Across The Sky"

                             I care. I do. Length of wanker sounds useful. Width is good, too.

                             

                            In return, perhaps bra size would be interesting. What do I know?

                             

                            Just to make this absolutely clear:

                             

                            "wanker" is a person who masturbates.  It is not a penis.  "I am a wanker".  Also used as a generally abusive term to describe an ineffectual person.  eg.  "I am a total wanker".

                             

                            "to wank" : verb.  To masturbate.  "My wife is away this week.  Guess I'll have to have a wank."

                             

                            "wank" : adj.  Poor.  "That tempo run was wank."

                             

                            "wanker" : noun.  A person who masturbates.  Usually used to refer to male masturbators.  Pejorative term.  "Go away, you pathetic wanker.

                             

                            "wankered" : adj.  Often used to describe a state of extreme inebriation.  "Go to bed son.  You are totally wankered."

                             

                            And yes.  Bra size would be interesting.

                            What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials


                            What does Tunis make?

                              Trying to teach English to Americans? Surely you've discovered that we're not just completely hopeless, but we never listen. You must be pissed.

                              It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

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