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Swamp Fantasy Football League (Read 846 times)

    Season starts today!!! 

     

    Obviously my team is the best, who's playing for the #2 spot?

     

    Your team does look pretty good man. You'll be the best 0-1 team going into week 2 that's for sure.


    Hoodoo Guru

      Amazing how many "probable" and "questionable" players there are already.  That's OK though.  My "probables" will beat your "questionables" any day.

      The tangents are moot.

      Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

       

        Yeah... I have lots of red letters on my team page considering it is week 1.  We shall see how it all works out.  I had my last draft for this season last night in my biggest money league and I left there very confident.  Some odd decisions in how early people were taking defenses and kickers while I grabbed more skill position depth and upside guys...

         

        In that league, the difference between the top kicker and the 12th best kicker last year was 2 pts. per game, and the difference between kicker #2 and #12 was just over 1 pt/game. Can't understand taking a kicker in round 10 of a 15 round draft....  Oh well, more for me.

         

        The tough part in that one is I was basically forced to take Aaron Rodgers based on the way things played out in front of me...  Good to get him where I got him, fantasy wise, but bad because there is not a player in the league I want to see fail more than him, which is contrary to my fantasy goals in a high payout league.  Best case, GB loses some 45-38 games...

         

        Maybe what has happened to me the last three years will happen again, and my top draft pick will go out injured for an extended period in the first couple of weeks...  Evil

         

         

        "I aim to misbehave."

          L Train...yes, yes I am on crack.

          Thunder smash!


          Not in Chicago

            Maybe I should have worded it "do you think I'm on crack?!"

            You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


            Not in Chicago

              I'M A FUCKING TRAIN!

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              Not in Chicago

                By the way, this thing is over.  You guys can just start sending checques. 

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                Hoodoo Guru

                  You got 35 points from your defense and kicker?  I hope you aren't basing your rather optimistic outlook on getting that kind of production each week.

                   

                  And here's a nice camisole for you to wear while watching your quarterback this week.

                   

                  The tangents are moot.

                  Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

                   


                  Not in Chicago

                    I'm wearing that to the bank to cash the checks. 

                     

                    And I'm basing my prediction on the simple fact that my team is so much better than all'y'alls.  Drafting Alfred Morris before any of you ever heard of him?  Gold. 

                     

                    Hey look, I'm only supposed to get 14 points from my defense and kicker this week.  I'll take the over.

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                      I'm wearing that to the bank to cash the checks. 

                       

                      And I'm basing my prediction on the simple fact that my team is so much better than all'y'alls.  Drafting Alfred Morris before any of you ever heard of him?  Gold. 

                       

                      Hey look, I'm only supposed to get 14 points from my defense and kicker this week.  I'll take the over.

                       

                      Alfred Morris will be out before week 4.  That's all you can take to the bank baby.

                      Thunder smash!


                      Was it all a dream?

                        Alfred Morris will be out before week 4.  That's all you can take to the bank baby.

                         

                        Though probably not injured, just riding the pine for no particular reason.  Shanahan is the devil to FF owners. 

                        I'm in the business of misery...


                        Not in Chicago

                          I'm predicting not this year.  The other options just aren't that attractive. 

                           

                          A little bit like how Benson is playing for your Packers.  Starks has had his chance for 2 years now but hasn't taken advantage. 

                           

                          Pretty soon, Cobb is going to be your RB in strange formations.

                          You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                            I'm predicting not this year.  The other options just aren't that attractive. 

                             

                            A little bit like how Benson is playing for your Packers.  Starks has had his chance for 2 years now but hasn't taken advantage. 

                             

                            Pretty soon, Cobb is going to be your RB in strange formations.

                             

                            Dude, you give a rookie RB 28 carries in week one, when he has about a 3 YPC avg, that dude is gonna be ground and pound and hurt by week 4. 

                            Thunder smash!


                            Fast is better than long

                              Thanks Robbie Gould and team.

                              I feel like the putz that sprints the first 100yds of a marathon, but I'm in the lead to start the weekend.

                              2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                              Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                              Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                              What in the Jehu?

                                Calvin Johnson + Larry Fitzgerald + My defense = 2pts total.  And I still have a shot to win.  Pathetic. 

                                Thunder smash!