2000 miles of of whiny ass babies who should run more FU

Swamp Fantasy Football League (Read 846 times)


Was it all a dream?

    Calvin Johnson + Larry Fitzgerald + My defense = 2pts total.  And I still have a shot to win.  Pathetic. 

     

    Heh.  I think the more telling stats is Larry Fitzgerald + Your defense = -7pts.  You set a high bar for the best free agency pickup with the whole Raiders defense plug and play this week Wink

    I'm in the business of misery...

      Heh.  I think the more telling stats is Larry Fitzgerald + Your defense = -7pts.  You set a high bar for the best free agency pickup with the whole Raiders defense plug and play this week Wink

       

      Oh yea, the Raiders can suck my dick.  Seriously.  Give us 35 pts to a shitty rookie QB and the Dolphins?  Seriously?  C'mon man.

      Thunder smash!

        Seriously? Peyton intercepted 3 times and it's still the first quarter. I wonder how many more pts I can lose.

        Thunder smash!

          Oh, which of you lucky ducks has Eli on your team, besides me.


          Not in Chicago

            Scoreboard.

            You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


            Fast is better than long

              Finally, someone told Matt Ryan that Roddy is the stud.

              2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


              Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
              Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

              What in the Jehu?

              BCR


                 The fact that this team got a win is just pathetic.  This whole league should be ashamed of itself. 

                 

                With Blackmon getting 0 points and Chris Johnson 2 points how is this possible.  Very sad. 

                 

                You know what else is pathetic.  The fact L-Train scores the 3rd lowest points in the league and still wins in a 12 team league.  Goes to show you the luck of the schedule in Fantasy Football. 

                2013 Goals: 

                • Sub 18:30 5K ()
                • Sub 1:29:30 1/2 marathon (1:29:52 try at Heart Mini 3-18-2012 )   
                • Sub 3:010:00 Marathon ()


                Not in Chicago

                  see 3 posts up.

                  You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


                  Fast is better than long

                    Cam Newton is a ball hog. Doesn't he know I played Tolbert for a 7yd 3 TD game?

                    2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                    Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                    Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                    What in the Jehu?

                      You may notice some schedule changes.  Apparently I had some weird two week playoff system in place for the playoffs.  That's been fixed.  Thanks to L Train for catching that one.  

                      Thunder smash!


                      Not in Chicago

                        My contributions to this cesspool never cease to amaze.

                        You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                          After 3 weeks I have the 3rd most points scored (of 12 teams) and find myself 0-3.  342 points against, are you fucking kidding me???  And how the fuck did I lose this week when the scoreboard says 107-107?  Apparently the thunder made the replacement refs in charge of our league as well as the NFL.  Stupid fucking game.  I'm going back to dungeons and dragons.

                            After 3 weeks I have the 3rd most points scored (of 12 teams) and find myself 0-3.  342 points against, are you fucking kidding me???  And how the fuck did I lose this week when the scoreboard says 107-107?  Apparently the thunder made the replacement refs in charge of our league as well as the NFL.  Stupid fucking game.  I'm going back to dungeons and dragons.

                             

                            hahaha I think the rules boil down to pts scored by QB or something.  I can look it up if you like.  Not MY rules.  My team fucking sucks.  Whey did I bench Peyton and Larry.  Cause I'm a total dumbass. 

                            Thunder smash!


                            Fast is better than long

                              hahaha I think the rules boil down to pts scored by QB or something.  I can look it up if you like.  Not MY rules.  My team fucking sucks.  Whey did I bench Peyton and Larry.  Cause I'm a total dumbass. 

                               

                              HEAD-TO-HEAD MATCHUP RULES

                              Regular Season Tie Breaker:If a match-up ends in a tie, ESPN gives the league manager a set of options to break the tie and award a victory.

                              • None, leave as tie: All tied games are recorded as a tie in the standings.
                              • Home Team Wins: The home team wins the game if it ends in a tie.
                              • Most Points from Bench: The team with the most bench points wins.
                              • Most Points from QBs: The team with the most QB points wins.
                              • Most Points from RBs: The team with the most RB points wins.
                              • Most Points from WRs: The team with the most WR points wins.

                                This setting can be changed by the league manager at any time during the season.  NOTE: If this rule is changed after a week in the season is complete, any previous week's ties will NOT take the changed rule into affect.

                               

                               

                              This does seem to be a fight for the lowest points I'm trending up Wink 

                              week 1: 77

                              week 2: 78

                              week 3: 79

                              DnR better post more than 80 this week.

                              2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                              Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                              Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                              What in the Jehu?

                                 

                                This does seem to be a fight for the lowest points I'm trending up Wink 

                                week 1: 77

                                week 2: 78

                                week 3: 79

                                DnR better post more than 80 this week.

                                 

                                I shall indeed try to do so...

                                 

                                 

                                "I aim to misbehave."