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Dear Shoe Company, (Read 340 times)


who knows...

posted: 2/4/2010 at 12:40 PM
I put a 1000 miles on a single pair of your 9 oz shoes. I didn't replace them at 300 or 500 miles. I laughed at such arbitrary limits as I ran past, a man in comfortable shoes.  Perhaps you didn't mean to make such a lasting product. Perhaps you didn't think I might adjust my stride to extend the life of your product. But you did, and I did. I might even wear them another hundred miles.
"There is no I in εγω." --Unknown author, source of possible, but in no way certain, Greek origin
posted: 2/4/2010 at 1:03 PM
Yeah but you wore shoes.  Didn't you hear?  Shoes are so last decade.

And anyway what's this got to do with the role of government and whether conservatives or liberals (depending on your point of view) are stupid evil maniacal Satan worshipers hell bent on destroying America?
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Skooter MacDooter

posted: 2/4/2010 at 1:31 PM
Quote from mikeymike on 2/4/2010 at 1:03 PM:
And anyway what's this got to do with the role of government and whether conservatives or liberals (depending on your point of view) are stupid evil maniacal Satan worshipers hell bent on destroying America?

 

They all are. Fuckers.

Marathon: 3:30:00 Half: sub 1:40:00 10 Miles: sub 1:15:00 10k: sub 43:00 5k: sub 20:00 1 Mile: race one, I guess sub 6:00

"If you run in a tutu, you'd better be ready to win in a tutu" -The Skootr
posted: 2/4/2010 at 1:45 PM
Quote from The Skootr on 2/4/2010 at 1:31 PM:

 

They all are. Fuckers.

 

Yeah, but the other side are worse and they started it.


Skooter MacDooter

posted: 2/4/2010 at 1:46 PM
Agreed.
Marathon: 3:30:00 Half: sub 1:40:00 10 Miles: sub 1:15:00 10k: sub 43:00 5k: sub 20:00 1 Mile: race one, I guess sub 6:00

"If you run in a tutu, you'd better be ready to win in a tutu" -The Skootr
C-R


Aaack!

posted: 2/4/2010 at 1:48 PM
modified: 2/4/2010 at 3:51 PM

Nice. I've a pair almost to 1100. Each mile just sticks it to the Shoe Man.

 

Of course I hear this barefoot thing is even better and I bet its more so with a good Pinot Noir or small batch bourbon but not a merlot.

 

Politics comes from the root words of poly = many and tic = blood cusking organizm. sucking organisms.

 

Thus endeth the lesson Highlander.

 

MTA - fixed for puposes of spelling and shit. Damn I should have taken typing classes in HS


"He conquers who endures" - Persius
"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid." - John Whayne New quote needed. Purdey found the secret

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Skooter MacDooter

posted: 2/4/2010 at 1:51 PM
modified: 2/4/2010 at 1:51 PM

  

Quote from C-R on 2/4/2010 at 1:48 PM:

Of course I hear this barefoot thing is even better and I bet its more so with a good Pinot Noir or small batch bourbon but not a merlot.

 

 

The snobitude regarding Merlot is unfair. It's a fantastic grape, it's just attempted by everyone. The more people try to make something the more shitty attempts there are. That's why there are so many bad merlots....the solid ones are amazing.

(yeah I got the joke, and that movie is fucking hilarious)

Marathon: 3:30:00 Half: sub 1:40:00 10 Miles: sub 1:15:00 10k: sub 43:00 5k: sub 20:00 1 Mile: race one, I guess sub 6:00

"If you run in a tutu, you'd better be ready to win in a tutu" -The Skootr
posted: 2/4/2010 at 3:40 PM
Quote from C-R on 2/4/2010 at 1:48 PM:

  poly = many and tic = blood cusking organizm.

 

 

what do blood cusking organizms really do? i mean do they cusk frequently or is it more of a once-a-week type of thing?

It's LAB-RAT.
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CPT Curmudgeon

posted: 2/4/2010 at 3:44 PM
Quote from labrat on 2/4/2010 at 3:40 PM:

 

what do blood cusking organizms really do? i mean do they cusk frequently or is it more of a once-a-week type of thing?

 

Soooooo many possibilities here.......
posted: 2/4/2010 at 3:52 PM
Quote from Scout7 on 2/4/2010 at 3:44 PM:

 

Soooooo many possibilities here.......

 

i have a vested interest in such things.

It's LAB-RAT.
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C-R


Aaack!

posted: 2/4/2010 at 3:55 PM
Quote from labrat on 2/4/2010 at 3:40 PM:

 

what do blood cusking organizms really do? i mean do they cusk frequently or is it more of a once-a-week type of thing?

 

You know whats really sad - that wasn't even a drunk post.

 

I can not type worth a crap.

 

To answer the question, frequently would be my guess but its not my field of study.


"He conquers who endures" - Persius
"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid." - John Whayne New quote needed. Purdey found the secret

Running to Beat Cancer
Scout7


CPT Curmudgeon

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:05 PM
Quote from labrat on 2/4/2010 at 3:52 PM:

 

i have a vested interest in such things.

 

I'm sure you do.  So does A1 apparently.


monkey groovy

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:12 PM
Quote from The Skootr on 2/4/2010 at 1:51 PM:

The snobitude regarding Merlot is unfair. It's a fantastic grape, it's just attempted by everyone. The more people try to make something the more shitty attempts there are. That's why there are so many bad merlots....the solid ones are amazing.

 

(kinda like running)

peace, love and hills

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posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:25 PM
Quote from Scout7 on 2/4/2010 at 4:05 PM:

 

I'm sure you do.  So does A1 apparently.

 

i did say i could be bribed...

 

depending on the bribe of course.

It's LAB-RAT.
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posted: 2/4/2010 at 5:00 PM

Dear Shoe Company,

 

Quit "updating" my model right after I finally find one that fits me right.  Fuckers.

 

(I have found Mizuno to be one of the few not guilty of this)

 

 

 

Nothing against the taste of good merlot, but it gives me nasty hangovers quicker than pinot.

"I think it comes from video games. You never have to reload and you get three lives if you screw up. What they missed was that it sucked every quarter you had out of your pocket; when you are done you still haven't accomplished anything, you lost your three lives and now you can't buy a soda."
-- C-R on the world

marathon - 2:28
HM - 1:09:53
10K - 30:57
5K - 15:18 (2nd half of above 10K)
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