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Calling Ben Keller (Read 612 times)

    Sorry to call you out, bro, but that's a pretty impressive pile of miles your building there, and at least one nosey neighbor is wondering what you plan on doing with it. Please share. We don't bite. Well that's not true--yeah we do, but you can take it.

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      Mikey Mike, no worries about calling me out. I have neglected this board and its about time I get on here and start shooting the shit with all the other elitist pricks out there (see I have been paying attention) and let me tell you, this group is full of them! Well the miles have been piling up and I am working towards the Kentucky Derby Marathon on April 28th. From the other threads it seems everyone else around here is running CMM so that may have been a better choice but oh well. I am hoping to PR and then not sure what I will do with the fitness I have built. Probably put it to work on some local 10ks. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Oh and by the way Mike...nice job running into work that one day. You keep that up once it gets nice out and I am sure you will be on my heels in no time!
        Louisville is also a good marathon. Out of curiosity, how'd you pick that one? I grew up there and know the city well...
          I picked Louisville because I wanted a late April marathon and the two main choices that fit my schedule were CMM and Louisville. Louisville won because is was closer (I am driving) and I have also heard it is flatter...not sure if that is true. Trent, have you done the marathon before? Any words of wisdom to pass along? More importantly got any ideas of a good post race restaurant where I can pig out and have a couple of beers after the race?
            I picked Louisville because I wanted a late April marathon and the two main choices that fit my schedule were CMM and Louisville. Louisville won because is was closer (I am driving) and I have also heard it is flatter...not sure if that is true. Trent, have you done the marathon before? Any words of wisdom to pass along? More importantly got any ideas of a good post race restaurant where I can pig out and have a couple of beers after the race?
            Please post a race report when you get done, will you? Truth is I'm not very impressed by the CMM, and if wasn't here in town I wouldn't do it again - and next year, if Louisville's better, I'd be happy to make the trip. So details, please. And good luck!
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              JN, no marathon is as good as HHFMM. None. So just toe the starting line and get er done. CMM is just fine, alothough the HM is a bit too big. I have not run Louisville, but have heard good things. It is a medium sized marathon, and includes a trip to Indiana and a run through Churchill Downs. It does have quite a few rolls and (JN, pay attention) a few miles through boring parts of town. Louisville is typically cooler but more humid than Nashville that time of year, so the weather conditions are a wash. I too would love to hear what you think. Where are you staying / eating and how long will you be in town?
                I've heard good things about Kentucky Derby as well. Good luck with it! You should be a lethal weapon at 10k a few weeks after that. Modified to add: the run to work thing is working out great! I've done it three times now and I already feel a difference. With the nicer weather there will be more options for routes and I can add distance as I prep for a fall marathon. It's great to not feel like I need to do a huge long run on the weekends--I do a 90 minute run on Sundays with quality and I can do better workouts because I'm not doing it at 5:30 in the morning. It's all good.

                Runners run.

                  JN, no marathon is as good as HHFMM. None. So just toe the starting line and get er done. CMM is just fine, alothough the HM is a bit too big. I have not run Louisville, but have heard good things. It is a medium sized marathon, and includes a trip to Indiana and a run through Churchill Downs. It does have quite a few rolls and (JN, pay attention) a few miles through boring parts of town. Louisville is typically cooler but more humid than Nashville that time of year, so the weather conditions are a wash. I too would love to hear what you think. Where are you staying / eating and how long will you be in town?
                  The CMM sucks. Sorry. I really want to like it. But after this year, I'm done. (Note: I'm willing to admit that after running 30 or 40 more marathons, my opinion might change. But I doubt it. The t-shirt alone is embarrassing enough.) (Note2: hint - the more times I say it sucks, the more people might look around for a Nashville alternative .........) So Louisville runs through two states? Can I count it as two states? Check the rule book. Get back to me.
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                    Modified to add: the run to work thing is working out great!
                    How long (time wise) is your commute? It occurs to me that in some cities, you might not lose much time running 15 miles versus driving. Not sure if Boston is one of them or not. I can remember my father driving something like 15 miles into Houston every day and it taking him at least an hour. Really does seem like an awesome idea. Excellent multi-tasking. Bonus points if you can answer e-mails on your BlackBerry while you run.
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                      The rule book usually has you pick one state of the two, typically the one with the most miles or the one where the race starts or the one where the race finishes or whatever you want to do. USATF, I think. Do tell, what do you NOT like about CMM? Do tell, you running Kroger to Kroger in 12 days? It is one of the best Nashville runs, on the old Music City Marathon course...
                        Go to marathonguide and find my review, under either JakeKnight orJ.K. Just a couple days after last year, so my bitter tears were still fresh. It's (surprise!) long. (And FYI, I really am gonna post a review of the Monkey one of these days. After the pain fades completely). So rather than waste (huge amounts of) space here with all things I didn't like (which you can find at MG), here's the complete list of things I did like: 1) The expo was run by Fort Campbell soldiers. Now that's way to get something organized. Nice. 2) Elvis. Nice. 3) The guy in the gorilla suit. Sweet. Pussy only did the half though. 4) The turtle who's life I saved at mile 15. Best part of the whole race. Modified to add: 5) How could I forget the cutie in the short shorts I followed from 7 to 12 or so. Niiiiiiice. If she'd been doing the full, my time might have been much better. Oh - and the medal. Gotta dig the medal. The rest? I'm sure there's a worse one, somewhere. I'll let you know when I find it. Remember: my only measures for comparison are Chicago, Rocket City, and the Monkey. Perhaps I'm spoiled. If you know of a worse one, let me know so that I can avoid it. You've done like 20 or 30, right? Which was your least favorite?
                        Do tell, you running Kroger to Kroger in 12 days? It is one of the best Nashville runs, on the old Music City Marathon course...
                        I dunno. Maybe. I was planning doing the double 11.2 on that day as my last long run. We'll see. ------------------------- Excellent thread highjack, by the way. Or was it me? Still excellent.
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                          Worst marathon? My thoughts? Hmmmm. That is a tough one, but I try to pick out good ones before running them. Last year's Grandma's marathon was about 765 degrees out and had 231% humidity, but it is otherwise a great marathon; that was perhaps my least happy marathon. Nope, loved em all for different reasons. The 11.2 x 2 is great, but 3 weeks before a marathon may be a bit agressive. Kroger to Kroger is a fabulous training run and does include some of PWP, as well as Old Natchez along the Harpeth River and mansions along Chickering and BMB. Plus there are fluids out every 3-4 miles, waiting for you. Your CMM review? You mean this? I particularly like your comment, "on a course that is far too hilly". Ha, I'll bet your perspective is different now. Wink
                          Well-Organized - but Rather Average - and Hilly! (about: 2006) Course: 3 Organization: 4 Fans: 4 J. K. from Nashville, TN (5/2/06) 2 previous marathons | 1 Country Music Marathon To be fair - you should take the following with a grain of salt. First, I have only the Chicago and Huntsville (Rocket City) Marathons to compare the CMM to... and this course kicked my ass. I was hoping for a significant PR; instead I had a personal WORST by half an hour. I hurt and hurt bad... still do... so my comments might be a bit harsh. For the record, however - I've lived in Nashville for 5 years... so you think I'd be biased in favor of the event. But, well... it was average. ----------------- SUMMARY: A well-organized, problem-free race, with a course that is far too hilly; the half-marathoners are the focus of the race and get the attention, leaving the marathoners a bit out in the cold. The bottom line is that this is a big half-marathon with an average marathon tacked on. For those doing 13.1, I suspect it's a pretty great race; for marathoners, you can find much better. After Huntsville in December, I was underwhelmed in my hometown. And for the price, the goodie bag is dismal... and the t-shirt is embarrassing. I'm wearing it right now, about to go mow the lawn. About all I'd wear it for. ----------------------------------- THE DETAILS: Starting with the PROS - the good stuff!: 1) Very well organized. Expo volunteers were recruited from the soldiers at Fort Campbell (they got a 72-hour liberty out of the deal!). Can't do better than the military for disciplined, organized volunteer staff. Note: if you can do it, GET TO THE EXPO ON THURSDAY. ON Thursday afternoon, it was empty; I heard it was a mess Friday night. 2) PLENTY of water stations! It seemed I was tripping over water stations every five minutes. I heard it was every 1.5 miles, but it seemed like twice that many. For those averse to tap water, you might not have been pleased (come to think of it... that may have been part of what made ME sick!). If that isn't a problem, you'll have plenty of water. Almost TOO much! 3) Lots of music - and some of the bands were pretty good! (Although I'd sure rather they all played tunes with pounding beats.... Sappy country love songs at mile 18 didn't exactly make me feel like I was in a Rocky training montage, if you know what I mean....) 4) The spectators (when they were around) were generally pretty enthusiastic. The best were some of the frat boys getting wasted on whiskey at 10:00 a.m., offering to share! The cheerleaders were nice. 5) The MEDAL - hard to beat that medal. It weighs about half a ton, and looks sharp! 6) One nice thing about the course - getting a chance to see the front-runners at a few points. That was pretty cool. It was interesting to count the Kenyans and Ethiopians that went by before the first American appeared! Sadly for a hometown boy, that's about all the good stuff I could think of... and now the not-so-good-stuff: ---------------------------------------- THE CONS - stuff that was average or could be improved: 1) THE GOODIE BAG: Dear Lord, some people paid a HUNDRED bucks to run this thing. I paid half that in Huntsville and got a great hat I actually wear training and an awesome high-quality technical shirt. What do you get at Nashville? A crappy t-shirt that you'd frown at if you found it at a local 5K race. It's that bad. And that's ALL you'll get. Oh - and a couple bags of those goofy gel beans. And some airplane peanuts. And you can BUY a finisher shirt, if you'd like... but that's crappy, too. Seriously. Picture a cotton Hanes undershirt with a stick-on decal. There's your hundred bucks. Oh, and you'll get those HORRIBLY overrated Spenco flip-flops, in day-glo... green and yellow. And they HURT. Thank goodness the MEDAL is so nice. For the money, I'm assuming it's gold. 2) The COURSE: this course was decidedly... average. Uninspiring. I live here - and this town is truly beautiful in parts. Some amazing parks to run through on perfect trails. Historical sections of town. This course carefully avoids ANYTHING interesting. Seriously. Picture running NYC, and then picture a course that makes sure you miss the Statue, the bridges, the Empire State Building, Times Square, and every other landmark. That's the CMM. Bo-o-o-ring. Basically it's three out-and-backs. One good thing - they take you by the naked statues that caused a bunch of controversy here in the Bible Belt a few years back. Try not to giggle when you run by. Although the corraled started WAS effective, the course is still over-crowded because of the half-marathoners at the start... and then becomes empty at the end. I mean empty. Between 13-18 and 20-26, spectators are almost non-existent. There were more spectators in Huntsville (can you tell I liked Huntsville?) in 25-degree weather than there were on mile 15 of this race. Which brings me to: 3) THE COURSE PART II: That !%!%!^#$ little hill at mile 15.5 when you come down off the river trail. (Speaking of the river... it was BEAUTIFUL. I live here and never noticed how awe-inspiring the Cumberland was. The best part of the course by far. Ignore the complaints about the trail - it's very nice. But there's a problem: with the river comes WIND! There must have been 40 mph headwind gusts there. On the plus side, I stopped and rescued a baby turtle trying to cross the path. And yes, that was my favorite part of the whole race. Smile) Back to that stupid little hill when you come off the trail.... I laughed when I read about it, laughed at all the whiners. I even laughed when I saw it - hell, it's maybe 40 yards long, if that. But it is steep. Dangerously steep. It kills the quads. It is stupid. Doesn't belong in a BQ marathon. Fix it. Speaking of hills.... 4) The COURSE - PART III: this course is HILLY. I know this town, I train here. I'd read the comments here, with half the people griping about the hills and the other half saying they weren't bad. Make no mistake - it IS hilly. Not necessarily steep hills or dramatic hills, but they never end. It seems you're always going up or down. I thought I was ready. I wasn't. Consider yourself warned. Hilly, hilly, hilly. Not necessarily a bad thing... but don't believe a word of the "not too hilly" stuff. 5) The medical staff: remember the Great Turtle Incident of 2006? Right about the same place, I came across a woman clearly in distress, having some kind of asthma attack. I had no cell phone (I was the only one who stopped by the way... nice, huh?). So I had to run ahead to the nearest aid station. Which just happens to be at the bottom of that frickin' little hill at 15.5. I tell the staff there's a woman who might really need help... and they basically blew me off. "Oh, we've got someone headed back there in a while," they say, then go back to gossiping and chattering. Color me unimpressed. If you have any medical conditions, you just might wanna bring your own cell phone on this course. Self-rescue might be more efficient. 6) The frickin' half-marathon and the half-marathoners: To be fair, it's not their fault - but if you've only run full marathons before, the half-marathoners will bug the heck out of you. I'll repeat what I said above: this is NOT really a marathon at all... it's a HALF-marathon with a smallish marathon tacked on. There were almost 15,000 half-marathon finishers; there were just 4,000 marathon finishers. You can do the math and guess where the emphasis is, right? Just be ready for it. It's not necessarily all bad, just different. The pacing is different, the attitude is different. Be ready for a lot of people around you to start picking up that pace at mile 10 or so. It was a bit disconcerting (especially since I lost that cutie I was following since mile 5!). It goes from being frustratingly overcrowded at times... to suddenly empty after Elvis (no joke) splits you off from the halfers. Suddenly it's damn near empty. I mean really empty. Very, very little crowd support from 13-18 and from 20-26. Lots of hills and no cheering. Maybe that's why so many people were walking so slowly. At points it looked like a History Channel special on the Bataan Death March. But with numbers and cool visors. Smile Maybe it's just me... but from now on if I'm doing the marathon, I'm looking for events that are JUST marathons, or run the events separately. This was a BIG con for me. Might not be an issue for some... but then again, I didn't think it'd bother me. It did. I suppose that leads me to a final note on the course: splitting off at 11 so close to the halfers' finish is just plain cruel to the full marathoners; running RIGHT BY the finish at mile 20 is downright malicious. Again, might just be my personal preference... but I'd sure rather not see the finish... until I'm finishing. And all those chipper half-marathoners so happy to be finished milling about everywhere? Ugh. -------------------------------------- There you have it! I'd probably recommend this race for first-timers and walkers - and like I said, I think it's probably a great race for the half-marathoners. For a marathon, it was decidedly average. Well-organized but otherwise unimpressive. But I will be back. Because I lost this round. CMM 1 - me 0. That course kicked my ass... which may explain some of the above. But I'm BQing here next time around... and then never doing it again. There are better races. Lots of 'em. And frankly, there could be a much, MUCH better one right here in Nash Vegas. Maybe next year. I heard it was actually a lot worse in years past. Did I mention I got a nice medal out of the deal? (There, I ended positive!)
                            To reiterate, cuz this just makes me giggle. JN wrote this in April: "Make no mistake - it IS hilly. Not necessarily steep hills or dramatic hills, but they never end. It seems you're always going up or down. I thought I was ready. I wasn't. Consider yourself warned. Hilly, hilly, hilly." I wonder what JN would say about that little jaunt he ran in November... Wink Hey, did you ever post on marathonguide about that one?
                              The 11.2 x 2 is great, but 3 weeks before a marathon may be a bit agressive. Kroger to Kroger is a fabulous training run and does include some of PWP, as well as Old Natchez along the Harpeth River and mansions along Chickering and BMB. Plus there are fluids out every 3-4 miles, waiting for you. Your CMM review? You mean this? I particularly like your comment, "on a course that is far too hilly". Ha, I'll bet your perspective is different now. Wink
                              You might have a point. I did the 11.2 as part of a longer run this weekend, and my legs were feeling it even today. And I'd sort of like to go out without the fuel belt. I'll think about it. And yeah ... my opinion on what is a hill and what isn't is a little different today. I was thinking about that on my way home tonight. There's a hill by my house I used to call (content warning - look away sissies) "Mount Motherfucker" .... and tonight, even after a pretty hard tempo run, I didn't even notice the hill until I was on the other side of it. It'll be interesting to see if I'd even call CMM "hilly" anymore. It's funny to read through those reviews how half the people claim it's like climbing Mt. Everest, and the rest call it flat-to-moderately-rolling. It's all about perspective, I guess. It really was a cool turtle, by the way. His name is Bob. He's my special turtle friend. ------------------------ Oh - and those bastidges at MG censored me. I made a snarky comment about those uber-gay green slippers they gave us at end Roll eyes ... and they cut it out. Hosers.
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                                Hey, did you ever post on marathonguide about that one?
                                Your reading comprehension sucks:
                                (And FYI, I really am gonna post a review of the Monkey one of these days. After the pain fades completely). .
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