2000 miles of spasmodic fucktardts 20200013

Monkey Idiots 2012? (Read 3530 times)

    and Wrigs knows junk.

     

    You bet I d...

     

    Wait, what?

    "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham

      I'd offer, but I can really only fit one other person comfortably in the Mustang. The backseat is practically non-existant.

       

      I'll try and get the wife's Pilot.

      Runners run.


      Not in Chicago

        I'll try and get the wife's Pilot.

         

        Shouldn't take you long to get there at all then.  Everyone's wife should have a pilot.

         

        mta: my wife would have a pool guy if we had a pool. That's why we don't have one. 

        You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

          Please tell me this is not a typo...  

           

          Actually, it is a typo. I dubbed them Crotch Monkeys in 2010, and now Ternt has taken to dropping the t.

           

          Umbrage deluxe.

            Umbrage deluxe.

             

            Isn't that the really weird color they had to include to get to 64?

             

            E.J.
            Greater Lowell Road Runners
            Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!

            May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.

              Actually, it is a typo. I dubbed them Crotch Monkeys in 2010, and now Ternt has taken to dropping the t.

               

              Umbrage deluxe.

              Can also be read as croch(et). They're Ternt's prizes; he can call them whatever he wants. I'm just bummed I won't have a shot at another one this year.

              "Way to make Borat look overdressed"


              A Saucy Wench

                If you knit, you can knit a croch monkey...

                 

                Knit =/= crochet

                I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                 

                "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                  Isn't that the really weird color they had to include to get to 64?

                   

                   

                  I think Serious Umbrage was tacked on as a 65th color after the disastrous Flesh-tone crayon of 1974.

                    I'm feeling a bit peeved that I will be playing with Nads rather than spanking Monkey.

                     

                    WTFFFFF? 

                      I think Serious Umbrage was tacked on as a 65th color after the disastrous Flesh-tone crayon of 1974.

                       

                      Awkward: Growing Up Tan in a Peach Man's World

                       

                      HAHAHAHA

                       


                      MrH


                        Flesh-tone crayon of 1974.

                         

                        Isn't that just pink?

                         

                        Or,

                         

                        The process is the goal.

                        Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

                          Awkward: Growing Up Tan in a Peach Man's World

                           

                          HAHAHAHA

                           


                           

                          Hey! speaking of "peach" and "awkward," check out this dandy water tower in SC that's supposed to be a peach!

                           

                            Oh dear. 


                            Not in Chicago

                              That is quite bulbous.

                              You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                                I'm feeling a bit peeved that I will be playing with Nads rather than spanking Monkey.

                                And, what do you mean by playing? Hmmmm?