2000 miles of shots in the ass

Monkey Idiots 2012? (Read 3530 times)

R2E


"run" "to" "eat"

    Screw you 

     

    that costs extry.

    i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

    DoppleBock


      Trent you lost a beer Friday night.  I came home after a 30 mile trail run and found my wife had only left me 1 of my crappy beers, 1 is never enough.

       

      So Friday, I got my last long binge run in the books

      Saturday night I got my last big booze binge in books

       

      So now I just have to take a 2x4 to my quads for a few hours tonight and I will be all set.

       

      that costs extry.

      http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

      2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

       

        My Monkey Paradox:  I realized this weekend that I'm so undertrained that I'm overtrained.  I haven't done any serious training which means that all my training has been at race pace or faster for Monkey.  I guess I'm in for a real treat.  The Monkeys are going to get me.

        There was a point in my life when I ran. Now, I just run.

         

        Back beat, the word was on the street
        That the fire in your heart is out
        I'm sure you've heard it all before
        But you never really had a doubt

         

        The Diary of a Once-ran.


        Milktruck say relentless

          You'll be fine.  All the monkeys will be be busy swarming me.    Surprised

           

          Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

          " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
          ~ R2E

            My new plan of attack:

            Considering all the wight I've gained recently I believe that once I make it to the top of the first hill

            I can roll down and the momentum will carry my to the top of the next.  Repeat to finish. 

            The monkeys will laugh.

            steph  

             

            OCD  If you don't laugh ...   

              I can roll down and the momentum will carry my to the top of the next.

               

              Doesn't this violate some kind of law of physics?  We need an xkcd cartoon for this one.

              There was a point in my life when I ran. Now, I just run.

               

              Back beat, the word was on the street
              That the fire in your heart is out
              I'm sure you've heard it all before
              But you never really had a doubt

               

              The Diary of a Once-ran.

              BCR


                My new plan of attack:

                Considering all the wight I've gained recently I believe that once I make it to the top of the first hill

                I can roll down and the momentum will carry my to the top of the next.  Repeat to finish. 

                The monkeys will laugh.

                 

                 

                Yeah this sounds like a good plan but what if you don't make it up over the tangent of the next hill?  Then you might roll back to the start or even farther.  Heck knowing those stupid monkeys they would probably wait unitl you get close to the finish and push you the other way.  Then you have to start all over again but now you dizzy and you haven't drank anything yet. 

                 

                Either way good luck with running this stupid race.

                2013 Goals: 

                • Sub 18:30 5K ()
                • Sub 1:29:30 1/2 marathon (1:29:52 try at Heart Mini 3-18-2012 )   
                • Sub 3:010:00 Marathon ()

                  Hey BCR- aren't you running Monkey?

                  How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                  break'n three


                  Milktruck say relentless

                    He just ran a marathon on 11/11/12

                     

                    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                    " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                    ~ R2E

                      Doesn't this violate some kind of law of physics?  We need an xkcd cartoon for this one.

                       

                      Undoubtedly.   But that's my plan and I'm sticking to it.

                       

                      Let the monkeys snigger.

                      steph  

                       

                      OCD  If you don't laugh ...   

                        Yeah this sounds like a good plan but what if you don't make it up over the tangent of the next hill?  Then you might roll back to the start or even farther.  Heck knowing those stupid monkeys they would probably wait unitl you get close to the finish and push you the other way.  Then you have to start all over again but now you dizzy and you haven't drank anything yet. 

                         

                        Either way good luck with running this stupid race.

                         

                        Ah!  But I'm bringing cookies to placate the monkeys.

                         

                        Thanks!   Gonna need all the luck I can get!

                        steph  

                         

                        OCD  If you don't laugh ...   

                          He just ran a marathon on 11/11/12

                           

                          What's your point? I ran NYC last year... then I "ran" the Monkey.

                          How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                          break'n three


                          Milktruck say relentless

                            Oh yeah....never mind

                             

                            Hey BCR!  Why aren't you running Monkey?

                             

                            Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                            " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                            ~ R2E