2000 miles of shots in the ass

Monkey Idiots 2012? (Read 3530 times)


Fast is better than long

    No can do. Plus you have to show up earlier next year. I have to insist that we do a Fri night beer mile.  (Tanya would make a great beer mile RD!)  I'm betting it would provide even bigger bragging rights than that stupid race. Plus then, maybe someone could actually beat Ben. Maybe. Probably not.

     

    Challenge accepted!!!
    Masters Beer Mile champ; Is there a crotch-et monkey on the line here?

    Friday night barn redneckin on Broadway

    Saturday or Midnight trail marathon.

    Volunteer for the Sunday Idiots; There will be mocking.

    Sunday night cooldown with liquid carbs, a firepit and some of the coolest imaginary running friends swapping running lies

    2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


    Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
    Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

    What in the Jehu?


    A Saucy Wench

      I hate that I built this trip into my budget already.

      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

       

      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

        No can do. Plus you have to show up earlier next year. I have to insist that we do a Fri night beer mile.  (Tanya would make a great beer mile RD!)  I'm betting it would provide even bigger bragging rights than that stupid race. Plus then, maybe someone could actually beat Ben. Maybe. Probably not.

         

        I love a good beer mile.  PR 8:13.5

        Thunder smash!

          I'm pretty sure if I attempted a beer mile I would puke on someone's shoes.  There.  I said it.  I admitted my weakness publicly.  I am just tipsy enough to expose my deep dark secrets to you folks.

           

          I have no doubt that I would puke.

          But that would probably be better than the last 7.5 miles of Monkey.

          steph  

           

          OCD  If you don't laugh ...   

             

            Hell for that amount of money I could enjoy some quality time with a crush from my youth ... Suzy.

             

            You don't get no favors DB.

            DoppleBock


              She graduated Stevens Point in 1986 ~ I graduated DC Everest (25 miles away) in 1987.  She was every boys dream  ...

              http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

              2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

               

              DoppleBock


                If I skip the stupid race - I can send you all the NG beer I have for Trent.

                 

                Its early - But its an absolut no right now

                 

                No can do. Plus you have to show up earlier next year. I have to insist that we do a Fri night beer mile.  (Tanya would make a great beer mile RD!)  I'm betting it would provide even bigger bragging rights than that stupid race. Plus then, maybe someone could actually beat Ben. Maybe. Probably not.

                http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                 

                  I can send you all the NG beer I have for Trent.

                   

                  But its an absolut no right now

                   

                   

                  Yes

                   

                  No

                  "Adventure is worthwhile in itself". -Amelia Earhart

                    No can do. Plus you have to show up earlier next year. I have to insist that we do a Fri night beer mile.  (Tanya would make a great beer mile RD!)  I'm betting it would provide even bigger bragging rights than that stupid race. Plus then, maybe someone could actually beat Ben. Maybe. Probably not.

                    You haven't really seen Ben drink have you? His body metabolizes booze and turns it into excellent running fuel.

                    How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                    break'n three

                      You haven't really seen Ben drink have you? His body metabolizes booze and turns it into excellent running fuel.

                       

                      I was able to keep up with him in 2011.

                        You haven't really seen Ben drink have you? His body metabolizes booze and turns it into excellent running fuel.

                         

                        I was saying that there was probably no chance of anyone beating him. I still want a chance, though. I can pray he has a "reversal of fortune".

                        "Adventure is worthwhile in itself". -Amelia Earhart


                        A Saucy Wench

                          Yeah, but Ben is rarely there on Friday night so he loses.  DNS

                          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                           

                          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                          Hoodoo Guru

                             

                            I have no doubt that I would puke.

                            But that would probably be better than the last 7.5 miles of Monkey.

                            Lots of things are better than the last 7.5 miles of Monkey

                             

                            --slamming your hand in a car door

                            --waking up next to Lindsay Lohan

                            --losing your spouse, dog and job, all to your best friend

                            --that dream where you run around campus naked trying to find the room where your final exam takes place

                            --riding for hours in an un-airconditioned bus on a 100 degree Texas summer day and stopping for water...sulfer water

                            --sticking your hand into your sock drawer and feeling something very warm and wet and alive

                             

                            etc.

                            The tangents are moot.

                            Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

                             


                            Grasshopper

                              No can do. Plus you have to show up earlier next year. I have to insist that we do a Fri night beer mile.  

                               

                              Damnit.  Guess I'll have to skip the traditional hotel stop over in PA Thursday night, and driving straight through.

                               

                              I hate that I built this trip into my budget already.

                              Tell me about it.  I've already put in the vacation request for that Friday and Monday.

                                I have to insist that we do a Fri night beer mile.  (Tanya would make a great beer mile RD!)  

                                 

                                Just saw this. I'm on it, bitches.