Aaack!
Reading the new forum title got me wondering what are the top ten titles for this screwed up place? I know Trent changes the damn things too fast but you gotta have one or at least the subject.
Current one doesn't work and well is kind of gross. Right up there with my neutered dog licking the spot where he once had his manhood.
I'm partial to a classic - 2000 miles of What Now Bitches.
For The Thunder!
You're asking me to remember probably at least 5 - 10 a week? That's not happening.
Although there was one recently about synchronized menstrual cycles that I thought was pretty funny.
Fun Fact: the great battle that inspired that title occurred on Betty Friedan's birthday.
Quick Nader. You're the guy that remembers every word spoken in this place. What were the last 100 Swamp titles? Please post them, then I'll pick my top 10 favorites.
Thanks in advance.
Naw. No need to remember the exact details. If you did that I would be awed and frightened at the same time.
Just general subject matter. Like the one about Punching Clowns in the Throat. Another classic thanks to A1.
Thunder, Cube Jockey!
I don't remember what it was, but there was a funny one after that day you thought you blew up the swamp. That was classic. I think that has to be my swamp memory #1.
The future Mrs. Smoopie
I was responsible for the one about the ears.
I have trouble recalling any title before yesterday. Short term memory.
I like that one that Mikey got in trouble by Eric for though. Something about a vinyl vagina, right?
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I can't remember any. Can't even remember the one about vinyl vaginas.... and I should remember something like that.
Swamp Turtle
I thought it was "wankered wanking wankers". But I might be wrong.
Gimpy, but running
Based on this thread, I would like to submit that evidence proves running causes loss of memory.
That, and...
2000 Miles of Whale Shit
You're probably right, actually.
Ah, the good old days. Back before the Swamp degenerated into lists, weather reports, and hardy har har humor.
