Reading the new forum title got me wondering what are the top ten titles for this screwed up place? I know Trent changes the damn things too fast but you gotta have one or at least the subject.
Current one doesn't work and well is kind of gross. Right up there with my neutered dog licking the spot where he once had his manhood.
I'm partial to a classic - 2000 miles of What Now Bitches.
Prince of Fatness
You're asking me to remember probably at least 5 - 10 a week? That's not happening.
Although there was one recently about synchronized menstrual cycles that I thought was pretty funny.
The jogger formerly known as MrPHinNJ
Fun Fact: the great battle that inspired that title occurred on Betty Friedan's birthday.
Quick Nader. You're the guy that remembers every word spoken in this place. What were the last 100 Swamp titles? Please post them, then I'll pick my top 10 favorites.
Thanks in advance.
You're asking me to remember probably at least 5 - 10 a week? That's not happening. Although there was one recently about synchronized menstrual cycles that I thought was pretty funny.
Naw. No need to remember the exact details. If you did that I would be awed and frightened at the same time.
Just general subject matter. Like the one about Punching Clowns in the Throat. Another classic thanks to A1.
Be ye ware of ThaThundah
I suspect that if I'd been keep a list of group names since the beginning of the swamp that most of my top 10 would come from the period when JakeKnight was a regular. Since we had several dozen admins at that time it was always hard to know who was responsible for the latest title, but I always figured he was behind most of my favorites.
I don't remember what it was, but there was a funny one after that day you thought you blew up the swamp. That was classic. I think that has to be my swamp memory #1.
V2 is dead...there is only Thunder Classic. Same great taste as before.
I was responsible for the one about the ears.
I have trouble recalling any title before yesterday. Short term memory.
I like that one that Mikey got in trouble by Eric for though. Something about a vinyl vagina, right?
How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?
break'n three
I was responsible for the one about the ears. I have trouble recalling any title before yesterday. Short term memory. I like that one that Mikey got in trouble by Eric for though. Something about a vinyl vagina, right?
I can't remember any. Can't even remember the one about vinyl vaginas.... and I should remember something like that.
What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials
Swamp Turtle
MTA: "wanked wanking wankers" made me chuckle
We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB
"wanked wanking wankers" made me chuckle
I thought it was "wankered wanking wankers". But I might be wrong.
You'll ruin your knees!
Based on this thread, I would like to submit that evidence proves running causes loss of memory.
That, and...
2000 Miles of Whale Shit
You're probably right, actually.
Nice Ass!
I suspect that if I'd been keep a list of group names since the beginning of the swamp that most of my top 10 would come from the period when JakeKnight was a regular.
Ah, the good old days. Back before the Swamp degenerated into lists, weather reports, and hardy har har humor.
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