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Top 10 (Read 597 times)

    Reading the new forum title got me wondering what are the top ten titles for this screwed up place? I know Trent changes the damn things too fast but you gotta have one or at least the subject.

     

    Current one doesn't work and well is kind of gross. Right up there with my neutered dog licking the spot where he once had his manhood.

     

    I'm partial to a classic - 2000 miles of What Now Bitches.

     


    "He conquers who endures" - Persius
    "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel


    Prince of Fatness

      You're asking me to remember probably at least 5 - 10 a week?  That's not happening.

       

      Although there was one recently about synchronized menstrual cycles that I thought was pretty funny.

      There is a long dark road ahead of me.

         

        Although there was one recently about synchronized menstrual cycles that I thought was pretty funny.

         

        Fun Fact: the great battle that inspired that title occurred on Betty Friedan's birthday.

        If we don’t try we’ll never know. At least I can find out how good I can be.  I can have an answer at the end of the days, and have a hell of a good time with the process. -Desi Davila


        Prince of Fatness

           

          Fun Fact: the great battle that inspired that title occurred on Betty Friedan's birthday.

           

          Quick Nader.  You're the guy that remembers every word spoken in this place.  What were the last 100 Swamp titles?  Please post them, then I'll pick my top 10 favorites.

           

          Thanks in advance.

          There is a long dark road ahead of me.

            You're asking me to remember probably at least 5 - 10 a week?  That's not happening.

             

            Although there was one recently about synchronized menstrual cycles that I thought was pretty funny.

             Naw. No need to remember the exact details. If you did that I would be awed and frightened at the same time.

             

            Just general subject matter. Like the one about Punching Clowns in the Throat. Another classic thanks to A1.


            "He conquers who endures" - Persius
            "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel
            MrH


              2000 Miles - it's very far, the snow is falling down, gets colder day by day.
              The process is the goal.

              Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny

                I suspect that if I'd been keep a list of group names since the beginning of the swamp that most of my top 10 would come from the period when JakeKnight was a regular.  Since we had several dozen admins at that time it was always hard to know who was responsible for the latest title, but I always figured he was behind most of my favorites.


                New chapter forthcoming

                  I suspect that if I'd been keep a list of group names since the beginning of the swamp that most of my top 10 would come from the period when JakeKnight was a regular.  Since we had several dozen admins at that time it was always hard to know who was responsible for the latest title, but I always figured he was behind most of my favorites.

                   I don't remember what it was, but there was a funny one after that day you thought you blew up the swamp.  That was classic.  I think that has to be my swamp memory #1. 

                  Time for the relaunch.  Stay tuned....

                    I was responsible for the one about the ears.

                     

                    I have trouble recalling any title before yesterday. Short term memory.

                     

                    I like that one that Mikey got in trouble by Eric for though. Something about a vinyl vagina, right?

                    How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                    break'n three


                    "Race Across The Sky"

                      I was responsible for the one about the ears.

                       

                      I have trouble recalling any title before yesterday. Short term memory.

                       

                      I like that one that Mikey got in trouble by Eric for though. Something about a vinyl vagina, right?

                       

                      I can't remember any.  Can't even remember the one about vinyl vaginas.... and I should remember something like that.

                      What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials


                      Swamp Turtle

                        Last week was about Mrs. Skooter being pregnant. Something like" 2000 miles makes skooter pregnant"


                        MTA: "wanked wanking wankers" made me chuckle

                        We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB


                        "Race Across The Sky"

                          "wanked wanking wankers" made me chuckle

                           

                          I thought it was "wankered wanking wankers".  But I might be wrong.

                          What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials


                          You'll ruin your knees!

                            Based on this thread, I would like to submit that evidence proves running causes loss of memory.

                             

                            That, and...

                             

                            2000 Miles of Whale Shit

                            ""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)" “We are healed from suffering only by experiencing it to the full!” - Proust


                            Swamp Turtle

                               

                              I thought it was "wankered wanking wankers".  But I might be wrong.

                              You're probably right, actually.  

                              We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB


                              Nice Ass!

                                I suspect that if I'd been keep a list of group names since the beginning of the swamp that most of my top 10 would come from the period when JakeKnight was a regular.   

                                 

                                Ah, the good old days. Back before the Swamp degenerated into lists, weather reports, and hardy har har humor.

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