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Can I geezer Mike? (Read 139 times)


HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

    If I travel up to some god-forbidden northern wasteland, and cherry pick some race, maybe the day after mikey's next marathon half-marathon, and beat him, will that be geezering him? Or is he too old to be geezered now?

     

    Semantics are important. Serious people care.

    It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

      I dunno. He's pretty old.

      How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


      break'n three

        You can try. Better pack a lunch.

        Runners run.


        Fast is better than long

          You can try. Better pack a lunch.

          So it's an ultra challenge?

          2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


          Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
          Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

          What in the Jehu?

            The question should be can you geezer him while pushing a stroller?

            steph  

             

            OCD  If you don't laugh ...   


            HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

              The question should be can you geezer him while pushing a stroller?

               

              Dang it. What's the term for that? strollereezering?

               

              I need a motorized stroller to pull me along for this stunt.

              It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                 

                Dang it. What's the term for that? strollereezering?

                 

                I need a motorized stroller to pull me along for this stunt.

                 

                And if it is an old woman pushing a stroller?

                 

                At 57+ I got geezered by a 70 year old guy at my 5K on Saturday.

                But I did some chicking and geezering my self.

                steph  

                 

                OCD  If you don't laugh ...   


                The King of Beasts

                  You can try. Better pack a lunch.

                   

                  nice.

                  "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                   

                  "I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”


                  Milktruck say relentless

                    I miss that magazine Geezer Jock, too bad they changed their name...

                     

                    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                    " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                    ~ R2E

                      A 76 year old woman (Libby James) ran a 1:45:56 half marathon at Disney last weekend. Ridiculous.

                      "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham

                        A 76 year old woman (Libby James) ran a 1:45:56 half marathon at Disney last weekend. Ridiculous.

                         

                        Does Disney test for PEDs?

                         

                        All I know is that Mikey would totally geezer me.  As Hobbes Schneider might say, "I haz sad."

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                        Back beat, the word was on the street
                        That the fire in your heart is out
                        I'm sure you've heard it all before
                        But you never really had a doubt

                         

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                          YOU GDDMN MOTHERFUCKERS PAY FUCKING ATTENTION WHEN I TELL YOU THAT PROTEIN FUCKING POWDER IS NOT FUCKING FOOD.

                           

                          CRIPES

                            Yep, it's hell to get the powder stains out of the sheets afterwards.

                            I put it under there.

                              YOU GDDMN MOTHERFUCKERS PAY FUCKING ATTENTION WHEN I TELL YOU THAT PROTEIN FUCKING POWDER IS NOT FUCKING FOOD.

                               

                              CRIPES

                               

                              Paleo is whatever you want it to be if have a body fat percentage of 13.5 or less.

                              There was a point in my life when I ran. Now, I just run.

                               

                              Back beat, the word was on the street
                              That the fire in your heart is out
                              I'm sure you've heard it all before
                              But you never really had a doubt

                               

                              The Diary of a Once-ran.

                                Did you see what I said Abe?  Fucking buy me the GDMN Serendipity. STAT!!!

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