2000 miles of of of whiney dirtbabies who should run more FU

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How to go from hero to goat in less than a second. (Read 471 times)

    Are you serious?

     

    That exclamation still has me laughing.

    There was a point in my life when I ran. Now, I just run.

     

    Back beat, the word was on the street
    That the fire in your heart is out
    I'm sure you've heard it all before
    But you never really had a doubt

     

    The Diary of a Once-ran.


    HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

      That's pretty fabulous.

      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


      Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

        And this is how we learn the rules of the games we play...

        Run to Win
        23 Marathons, 10 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)



          Damn that's still funny.  "Are you SERIOUS??"

           

          And maybe I don't understand the rules of Pop Warner but wouldn't the clock stop on a change of possession? So why did the kid have to field the kickoff and run out of bounds? Seems like he could have just taken a knee there and he wasted a bunch of seconds sprinting toward the sideline.

           

          But anyway.

          Runners run.


          A Saucy Wench

            Hah you should listen to the soccer parents (including me) on most of the ref calls (U-9 league - 3rd grade).  What?  What's the rule?  Why was that offsides, who was offsides?  Nobody knows.  Except I suppose the ref and maybe the coaches (maybe not).   None of these rules existed in U8 - we arent sure which of the rules carry on to the older leagues.  Each year there are "age adjusted rules".  Frack.

            I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

             

            "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

              You guys had rules in U8? And refs?

               

              Here I am wishing the parents would kick the ball back into the field when it rolls near their feet.

              Runners run.

              MrH


                Don't feel bad about not knowing how the game is played - that's why you're a spectator. I officiate college level and head coaches routinely don't know some of the rules.

                The process is the goal.

                Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.


                Not in Chicago

                  Don't feel bad about not knowing how the game is played - that's why you're a spectator. I officiate college level and head coaches routinely don't know some of the rules.

                   

                  So he couldn't have taken a knee on the kickoff?  That's weird. 

                  You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


                  Not in Chicago

                    Don't feel bad about not knowing how the game is played - that's why you're a spectator. I officiate college level and head coaches routinely don't know some of the rules.

                     

                     Just realized this may have been at Ennay.  In which case, yeah, who the hell understands offsides? 

                    You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                    R2E


                    "run" "to" "eat"

                      offside is same in hockey and soccer only in hockey there's a stationary offside line and in soccer the line is where ever is the last defender.

                       

                      oh, and also in soccer you can legally enter and eventually play the ball in the offside zone, as it were, after the ball is served by your teammate. the ball does not actually have to be in the zone, simply has to have been played. in hockey, i believe the puck has to actually be in the zone. so that's a bit different.

                      i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                        Yes, it's the same only completely different.

                        Runners run.

                        R2E


                        "run" "to" "eat"

                          well, yes, the two sets of rules ARE different -- because the hockey rules have to be simpler than soccer rules since hockey players are stupider than soccer players.

                          i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                          MrH


                            well, yes, the two sets of rules ARE different -- because the hockey rules have to be simpler than soccer rules since hockey players are stupider than soccer players.

                             

                             

                            Stupider than Wayne Rooney?

                            The process is the goal.

                            Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

                              What about the multi-sport athletes who play soccer AND hockey? They must be twice as stupider.

                              Runners run.

                                offside is same in hockey and soccer only in hockey there's a stationary offside line and in soccer the line is where ever is the last defender.

                                 

                                oh, and also in soccer you can legally enter and eventually play the ball in the offside zone, as it were, after the ball is served by your teammate. the ball does not actually have to be in the zone, simply has to have been played. in hockey, i believe the puck has to actually be in the zone. so that's a bit different.

                                 

                                Ah... OK, yeah. I think I'll stick to running; I believe I understand the rules.

                                "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

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