2000 miles of of of whiney dirtbabies who should run more FU

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Discovery Throws Doubt on Swamp Assumptions (Read 483 times)

    It turns out that the boobie horn is, evidently, a lion fart:

     


    Milktruck say relentless

      That graphic makes so much sense!!  Look at that happy naked woman jumping out of the ING lion's fart!

       

       

      this may have changed my life in ways I may never fully understand.

       

      Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

      " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
      ~ R2E


      A Saucy Wench

        Hey, you would be pretty happy too if you got swallowed by a lion and made it through to the other end alive.  And probably pretty eager to shed whatever clothes you were wearing

        I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

         

        "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

          I only saw that show "Parks and Recreation" a couple of times but it seemed funny.

          Runners run.


          Not in Chicago

            Bimbo Bank.

             

            When a notebook just won't do.

            You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


            Not in Chicago

              Or maybe Bimbo Bakery.

              You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                The magic lion farts the naked woman. The boobie horn sounds. She grabs the bimbo, and together they land at Applebees. It all makes perfect sense now.

                I put it under there.

                  Please share whatever you're smokin'.

                  2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

                    For the new folks here that don't understand the boobie horn reference , it's all explained

                    here

                     

                     

                    R2E


                    "run" "to" "eat"

                      hey, asscrack-joe -- this is a NO EXPLANATIONS zone.

                       

                      c'mon man.

                      i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams


                      Not in Chicago

                        All well and good except how you just explained that to ACJ.

                        You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                        R2E


                        "run" "to" "eat"

                          shut up, fart breath.

                          i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                            hey, asscrack-joe --

                            Funny that you should bring this phrase up again. And again and again and again......

                             

                            Why just the other day, I was a little drunk. No, maybe a lotta drunk and I dropped my smartphone. When I picked it up, and squinted just so, with a certain angle of sunlight,  your avatar looked just like a douchebag! Holy shit says I, R2E's avatar looks exactly like a douchebag!

                            So now, WHENEVER YOU POST, I get to call you douchebag. That's fair , right?

                             

                            Of course ,you could simply stop calling me asscrack, and I won't feel like calling you douchebag.

                            Fair enough?

                            Right?

                             

                             

                            R2E


                            "run" "to" "eat"

                              gosh.  i've invested my whole self worth in what you, mr crack, think of me... so, now my heart's all torn asunder.

                              i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                                Aww, that's sweet.

                                We can still be imaginary friends though.

                                 

                                 

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