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February 14 - 19 Racing Thread (Read 926 times)

Ileneforward


Milktruck say relentless

    posted: 2/14/2012 at 10:38 PM
    modified: 2/21/2012 at 10:34 AM

    Step right up and tell us all about it!   Smile

      

    Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
     Thunder V2  26.2 miles  Myrtle Beach Marathon  not embarrass self  3:08:33  3:05 or 3:20
     amcneice  Eight ball  13.1 miles  Myrtle Beach Half Marathon <1:20  1:19:52! Go big or go up in a massive ball of flames trying   
     Run to Win  50k  Mockingbird Fatass  50k  24 miles  (before ride wants to leave)
     ebiss  3.1 miles  Beat The Leaders 5k  <26  24:51 pr!  13 OA
     EGH3  13.1 miles  Half at the Hamptons  <1:37  PR  DNS  grrrrrrrr
     L Train  13.1 miles  Half at the Hamptons  beat Greg C  1:30:13.2  riiiiight!
     Greg C  13.1 miles  Half at the Hamptons  beat L Train  1:30:13.2  got a ride home & 3rd AG
     L Master  400m/800m  pretend race  Run hard!  DNS  snowed
     Amores Perros  3.1 miles  cross country 5k  run w/peers  winnah!  did not fall on face

     

    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

    " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
    ~ R2E

    The Thunder


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      posted: 2/15/2012 at 7:58 AM

      Myrtle Beach Maathon - the 26.2 type - Not embarass myself is A goal 

       

      I'm totally psyched out for this one.  I don't have a fucking clue if I'll run a 3:20 or a 2:58.  Blech! 

      Thunder smash!

      Run To Win


      Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

        posted: 2/15/2012 at 9:54 AM

        3rd Annual Mockingbird Fat Ass

         

        Will be on a time crunch with the carpool, so I guess the goal is to run at least a marathon preferably 50k before my ride wants to take off, and I don't think anybody I'm driving with plans on going over 15(ish) miles. Will just have to run fast enough to get an extra loop or two in before the stop so I'll have time to finish while they're pigging out on the various foods available and socializing afterwards.

         

        Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
        Run To Win 50k Mockingbird Fat Ass 50k   (before ride wants to leave)

        Run to Win
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        L Train


        Not in Chicago

          posted: 2/15/2012 at 11:37 AM

          YOU'RE THE FUCKING THUNDER.

          You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

          EGH3


            posted: 2/15/2012 at 12:26 PM

            EGH3

            13.1

            Half at the Hamptons

            < 1:37, PR

             

            This takes the place of a planned training run: 18 mile w/10 miles at goal MP. Hitting goal MP for the half would be a PR.  

             

            L Train


            Not in Chicago

              posted: 2/15/2012 at 12:42 PM
              modified: 2/15/2012 at 12:45 PM
               L Train  13.1 miles  Half at the Hamptons  Beat Greg C    

               

              yeah, right

              You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

              amcneice


                posted: 2/15/2012 at 5:09 PM

                AMcNeice                 		 13.1  Myrtle Beach Half Marathon  sub 1:20    Go big or go up in a massive ball of flames trying. 
                L_Master


                  posted: 2/15/2012 at 5:42 PM
                  Quote from amcneice on 2/15/2012 at 5:09 PM:
                  L_Master 400m/800m  Track Run Hard    Not much in my area for shorter races, so gonna be self timed. Goal is to run hard and see what happens. No clue what I can do for either of these. 
                  They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. "If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a Board and knock me down, because that means I didn't run hard enough" If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. "Don't fear moving slowly forward...fear standing still."
                  L Train


                  Not in Chicago

                    posted: 2/15/2012 at 8:07 PM

                    Hey that's L_Master not me.  No way I'm doing self timed 400s or 800s as I'd probably spontaneously combust. 

                    You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                    ebiss


                    Swamp Turtle

                      posted: 2/15/2012 at 9:26 PM

                      Beat the Leaders 5k

                       

                      Cocoa Beach, FL

                       

                      The race is going to be on the beach with temps in the 70s so not sure how about a time goal but I'll try for sub-26.

                      We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB

                      Greg C


                        posted: 2/16/2012 at 8:21 PM

                        Greg C   13.1 miles   Half at the Hamptons   <1:30

                         

                        Beat L Train and take yet another of his PRs. And then somehow convince him to still give me a ride home.

                        I put it under there.

                        flatfooter


                          posted: 2/16/2012 at 9:01 PM
                          Quote from The Thunder on 2/15/2012 at 7:58 AM:

                          I'm totally psyched out for this one.  I don't have a fucking clue if I'll run a 2:45 or a 2:49.  Blech! 

                           FTFY...

                          2013 Goals:
                          Run  trails.

                          AmoresPerros


                          HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                            posted: 2/16/2012 at 9:23 PM

                            5K cross-country course. If I get to race it, I'll try to run with my peers and not go down.

                            It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                            The Thunder


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                              posted: 2/17/2012 at 8:42 AM

                              2:45-2:49???  You must be on crack.  I'm asking myself if I'll run a 3:05 or a 3:20.  I'm a total basketcase right now. 

                              Thunder smash!

                              flatfooter


                                posted: 2/17/2012 at 9:00 AM
                                Quote from The Thunder on 2/17/2012 at 8:42 AM:

                                2:45-2:49???  You must be on crack.  I'm asking myself if I'll run a 3:05 or a 3:20.  I'm a total basketcase right now. 

                                 Relax, it's only a marathon.  If you can run a 50 miler, holding a steady pace for 26.2 will be a breeze.

                                2013 Goals:
                                Run  trails.

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