2000 miles of of of whiney ass babies who should run more FU

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Did I miss the Hobbit thread? (Read 627 times)

    'cause I think Mr. Jackson still has some work to do to reach the high standard set by the Russian version.

    Хоббит / The Hobbit (СССР / USSR, 1985 г.)

     

    "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

      Ringwraith!  Look out!

       

       

        There are some things we don't make fun of and Tolkien is one of those topics.  Thanks for your understanding.

        "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

          I am making fun of Jackson, and Russian puppet-Smaug, and Russian Bilbo-who-is-as-tall-as-Gandalf, not Tolkien.

           

          Best YouTube comment on the Russian version: "The whole thing's in Elvish!"

          "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

          MrH


            "The whole thing's in Elvish!"

             

            The process is the goal.

            Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

              Not all those who wander are lost.

              "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs


              Eye of Sauron

                Marshall, Will, and Holly may agree to disagree with you.

                And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

                  Maybe you missed it because it was so short.

                   

                  HAHAHA.

                   

                  (Sorry, Lank.)

                  Amy

                    Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!

                    "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

                      Since my broken foot I've had some extra free time. If you are looking for a game for your smartphone: "Hobbit - Kindoms of middle earth"

                        Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

                        "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

                          Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

                           

                          How'd you know you were under a tree, you couldn't see thunder out there.
                          I was barefooted, and Jem says the ground's always cooler under a tree.


                          Eye of Sauron

                            The smaug comes on orc feet.

                            And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


                            More Cowbell!

                              Anyone actually see this (the current one, not the Soviet version, but damn that looks sweet) and have an opinion on the whole 48 frame-per-second thing?

                              When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

                              MrH


                                The process is the goal.

                                Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

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