I need to quit drinking.
that damn trip to Nashville with you drunkin idiots has turned me into a fatass boozebag
Just another one of many Nashville has corrupted
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2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35
Well I guess you picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K
You'll ruin your knees!
The end is near! I pray that everyone has a healthy 2013 ... may all your training goals come true ... except Thunder of course.
The end is near!
I pray that everyone has a healthy 2013 ... may all your training goals come true ... except Thunder of course.
Near? You mean, like just last week? I really hope you aren't talking about another end.. I hate ends!
""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)
I really like womens' ends.
It was just the fever from the flu / cold talking ... End of the work weekis near also - A few more minutes
Plus I finally got my ass moving enough to cross 6k yesterday.
Never again
I hope to not even cross 5k next year
4,500 would be nice
Funny, that doesn't happen to me when I'm in Nashville. Maybe has something to do with the fact that I always stay with my teetotaling, Southern Baptist parents. Would be awkward.
"Way to make Borat look overdressed"
Funny, that doesn't happen to me when I'm in Nashville.
Bob, you need to travel with Drunkass aka Scully as your cruise director the next time
Next time wear the thong when you visit and the alcohol may be a secondary concern for them.
The process is the goal.
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.
Why didn't anyone point out that defecate means pooping?
self-DEPRECATING.
How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?
break'n three
"run" "to" "eat"
i figured he was making the pun.
i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams
I didn't want to loose any more cool points.
Runners run.
STAND BACK, YE PEONS, LEST I LOOSE MY COOL POINTS UPON YE!
Why didn't anyone point out that defecate means pooping? self-DEPRECATING.
Helloooooo...
Self defecate? Is that what happens after practicing autosarcophagy?
No Talent Drips
It seems that this thread boils down to loose stool. Or, in other words, incontinence.
The abduction of the word "incontinence" by the adult diaper industry is a real tragedy IMHO. The word is derived from the Greek word "akrasia" which loosely (ha) translates to "weakness of will" or "lack of command". There are so many uses for this word (incontinence, that is) in our daily lives, but the meaning has been so pigeon-holed that if one were to use it--for something other than shitting ones self-- the message would almost certainly go back to the bowels. To wit:
"I was supposed to get an easy 10 in today, but I was incontinent"- Right, shit yourself on a run again, eh?
"I keep meaning to meditate in the morning before work, but I am incontinent"--even first thing in the morning? Crappy.
"I should stop smoking, but my incontinence is too great"--Smoking is probably contributing. Try eating binders like cheese, apples, etc.
and on, and on, and on.
For 2013, I resolve to use "incontinence" at least once daily in conversation to try and take back this word. Join me, won't you?
You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef
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