2000 miles of of whiny ass babies who should run more FU

November 26 - December 2 racing thread! (Read 1031 times)

    I'm running the OUC Half Marathon on Saturday in Orlando.

     

    I had big goals for this race, but because of a nagging hamstring issue, I'm going to say my goals are to (a) have fun and (b) not hurt myself any worse.

    It should be mathematical, but it's not.

      Name Distance Date Race Goal Results Commentary
      PaulyGram

      8K

       12/02  XC Challenge

       Beat WG to a pulp <32:00

       

       

       

      Considering that I have a 10k trail race the day before this, I'm sure you will have no problem whupppin' up on me. Mbehr, it will be nice to see you. It is a fun race. It's not every day that you get to race a ton of high schoolers. You will see a lot of people duct taping their shoes. We go through some pretty deep water and shoe-sucking muck.

      "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham


      Misty

        I'm running the Baton Rouge Beach HM this Saturday, Dec 1st.  My goal is sub 1:50...we shall see.

        Bless your heart.


        Misty

          Thanks for the add ileneforward.

          Bless your heart.


          Milktruck say relentless

            You're welcome  Smile

             

            Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

            " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
            ~ R2E

            NC runner


            I'll fight you IRL, bro

              Can I get in on this?

               

              7 mile trail race on Sat 12/1. Goal: Top 3 AG

              From: Sanguine*Soul

              To: TurdFerguson

              Topic: Suspension

               

              For being an all around jerk, and violating TOS by trying to get around the filters and calling Arie a "p/ssy", one week off.  I'll be watching you closely after I let you back out.

              R2E


              "run" "to" "eat"

                JINGLE IT LIKE A BELL!

                 

                 

                ha! missed this before. good. i will take it.

                i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                  ha! missed this before. good. i will take it.

                   I was gonna write, "LIKE A TOILET HANDLE" but realized that would be "jiggle", not jingle. We don't want you jiggling anything. K?

                   


                  Misty

                    But juggling would be pretty badass.

                    Bless your heart.

                    NC runner


                    I'll fight you IRL, bro

                      neglected to give you the name. It's The Run at the Rock.

                      From: Sanguine*Soul

                      To: TurdFerguson

                      Topic: Suspension

                       

                      For being an all around jerk, and violating TOS by trying to get around the filters and calling Arie a "p/ssy", one week off.  I'll be watching you closely after I let you back out.


                      HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                        Poker Run (Sat). Goal = get 15mi in. They're aren't timing or measuring the damn thing anyway. Maybe I'll get to irritate them all waiting for me to finish.

                        It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                          Name Distance Date Race Goal Results Commentary
                          bhearn

                          26.2 miles

                          12/02 California International Marathon

                          < 2:58:41 (PR)

                           

                           

                           

                           

                          Forecast for CIM is heavy rain, 28-mph headwind. Rain, schmain, but I don't like my chances with that wind. Strongly considering switching to RnR Las Vegas, or, more likely, Tucson, next weekend.

                          "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

                            Strongly considering switching to RnR Las Vegas

                             

                            Hmm. Lessee. Wind and rain versus explosive diarrhea.

                             

                            I'll take rain.


                            Milktruck say relentless

                              Forecast for CIM is heavy rain, 28-mph headwind. Rain, schmain, but I don't like my chances with that wind. Strongly considering switching to RnR Las Vegas, or, more likely, Tucson, next weekend.

                               Las Vegas will be a clusterfuck, pick Tucson

                               

                              Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                              " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                              ~ R2E

                                I think Bash is going to Tucson. Or he should be based on his last 18 miler.

                                Runners run.