meh
"You can't untrain for Monkey" - bdub
Swamp Turtle
Heh
Classic!
We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB
Hometown AG win.
where are the other ones of these? they are funny.
have fun at the pool!
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer
Still funny.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Not in Chicago
You are not very aerodynamic - you are quite round.
You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.
More creepy computer generated video
Chrome won't let me open that page, says it contains malware.
Runners run.
"run" "to" "eat"
the strong control their browsers. the weak merely comply.
i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams
still funny, a week later.
There seem to be so many half marathon threads on the main board I can't tell them apart. Trying to follow them has me all confused. That is all.
But x, it's so simple:
1. Do you know what a half-marathon is?
No --> you suck.
Yes --> then ...
2. Do you want to run a half-marathon?
3. Have you ever run a half-marathon before?
Yes --> and you still want to run another one? OK ...
4. Do you want to train for it?
No --> go back to Kenya.
5. How many different training plans are you agonizing over?
Five or fewer --> do more Internet research to identify further plans.
Six or greater --> sweet! Then ...
6. How OCD are you?
Not at all --> run lots, mostly easy, sometimes hard.
Not much, I'd say, although I prefer CDO (you know, so the letters are in alphabetical order) --> we see what you did there ...
Somewhat --> then ... we recommend Hansons and suggest you read bhearn's excellent thread for lots of shit you won't understand.
7. Oh yeah, have you selected a goal time yet?
Yes --> then why are you bothering us?
No -- then ...
8. Is it because you're just going to run at what feels like your limit, then see what the clock reads?
Yes --> we respect that.
No --> then what's your problem?
9. Does the pacing question involve a Garmin?
No --> good; then ... run at what feels like your limit, then see what the clock reads.
Yes --> have you tried shoving it up your ass?
Yes, but the signal strength went way down and I could barely hear the beeps.
Set it to vibrate, and thank us later.
No, would that help with pacing?
No, but we don't care anymore.
10. Wait! My question involves [my >40 BMI/I'm pacing a friend/I'm trying to run three races in one day/I have new shoes/I have old shoes/I don't have shoes/the course is hilly/really hilly/OMG-hilly/no, seriously, it's pretty hilly/I didn't really have a question, I just wanted to post and feel like part of the crowd].
We're sorry, are you still here?
But wait. If I'm doing the Hansons then that means I'm training for a marathon (they don't do half marathons) so is it possible to fit a half marathon into marathon training?? How would I adjust my plan to accommodate this??
HELP!!!
Classic post, Clive.
Plus, everyone knows that the half marathon is the new marathon. It's even got "marathon" in its name!
The Logic of Long Distance
Clive, Thanks for breaking this down for me. The half is a friend of mine ... simple, honest, not complicated, forgiving. I was starting to not recognize him/her.
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