2000 miles of shots in the ass

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noonan


    I think we should adopt her

      sub-90! Nice!

      MrH


        Imagine how fast she could run if she lost those extra pounds she's carrying.

        The process is the goal.

        Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.


        The King of Beasts

          http://www.iaaf.org/LRR11/news/newsid=59421.html

           

          Kenya’s Sammy Kitwara beat a top class field and Ethiopia’s Sentayehu Ejigu made a successful debut over 10Km to take the top honours of the 14th World’s Best 10K, an IAAF Gold Label Road Race...

           

          At the half way mark, covered in 13:43...

           

          “This is my best time so far this season. It was a good race and I like to run in hot conditions. I trained very well. That’s why I ran confidently," said the two-time champion on the way to the doping test.

          "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

           

          "I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”

            Mayeroff gets banned from his gym. Hilarious. 

             

            On my "Day of Rage," Wednesday the 23rd, I got to the gym, and immediately was confronted by the gym manager, an older Thai lady, and the sales gal, I firmly stated my right to use the equipment within the design capacity of said equipment. Looking her straight in the eye about 12 inches from her face. She said "Oh you're not nice!" I said "I don't have to be nice! I have to train!!!"

            and

            ...I don't mind Mormon missionaries, I just like to give them HELL.

            I was training in Udon Thani and we saw some mormon dudes in their dorky uniforms, on their 5000 baht Huffy bicycles of course. I was in my "SATAN SAID SWALLOW" 666 Energy Drink shirt and I pointed to the shirt and the mormon dudes were shocked and they rode away quickly and my friend screamed "SATAN RULES!" and I screamed "HAIL SATAN!!!!" hahahahahaha


            HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

              Wow,  that was awesome - thanks mikey.

              It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                That video is gold, the expression on his face. Now thousands more schmucks will watch that and think that all you have to do is be willing to suck it up and anyone can run a fantastic marathon time.

                 

                I'm thinking of starting an EMT franchise to hang out at mile 22.

                  Some Japanese amateur dude you've never heard of runs 2:08, passes out, becomes legend.

                   

                  He had decent 5k/10k times - decent, but not world class - I think they probably indicated he was capable of about 2:16 (assuming he really prepared properly for the move up from 5/10k to 42k). It would appear that he prepared properly. Holy shit.


                  HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                    That video is gold, the expression on his face. Now thousands more schmucks will watch that and think that all you have to do is be willing to suck it up and anyone can run a fantastic marathon time.

                     

                    I'm thinking of starting an EMT franchise to hang out at mile 22.

                     

                    Could probably put it a bit earlier and still pick up plenty of business, based on my experience in large marathons.

                    It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                    Doughboy

                      Jump to ~6:00 to watch this mench really embrace the hurt and bury his countryman. Holy hell.

                      I love the spectator in the poncho at 10:16 who keeps up with him for just under 30 seconds. No camera. No clapping or support. No apparent recognition. Just douche-baggery. Racing the dude who's run 40K in two hours. And losing.


                      The King of Beasts

                        Haile G Laughs At His Own Expense
                        A robber enters Haile's (Gebrselassie's) house ... and Haile wakes up from sleeping. Since Haile has a military background (he was a member of the Police Sports Club) and since Haile received an honorary military rank of Major, Haile goes outside to try to defend his property.

                         

                        The robber flees and Haile runs after him, but can't catch him ...

                         

                        Haile stops running and shouts, "I know who you are. Kenenisa, come back."

                        "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                         

                        "I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”

                          That was one of the few easy smiles I've had in days.  Thanks, big guy.